New neighbours are giving some of us a tour and we have fucking decided to camp out at the demonic shrine, we've been here for like twenty minutes. Everyone has stupid questions, they're worried about the kids. I can literally see these guys have a Weber Summit! Let's keep it going!
You know it's wild how many people claim to not be religious or believe in magic yet are believers in nominative determinism. My colleague Ally Jansson is one of the more openly homophobic people I know and is given chance after chance. While Bigot Larsson the IV has to always prove himself.
I immediately knew you were a reiki master the moment we shook hands. Care to manipulate my energy field or shall we get straight to business?
Sometimes when I get up to speak at a funeral, and start with "The family has asked me to say a few words", members of the family will yell and say that's not true. And it's like buddy, I go to a lot of funerals, a ton, and heckling is super inappropriate funeral behaviour.
*"Guy just calling balls and strikes" voice* Don't know. Don't know. Probably a ball. Don't know.
I'm sure this is how WWII veterans felt about punk music, but the aesthetics of streaming are just terrible. Someone walking through a weirdly empty room in a barren new build to sit down at an awful plasticky gaming chair. Disgusting.
Think you found a hole in my logic? Congrats kiddo, you just pointed out essential ventilation.
"...I'm simply not a fan of the cars are real state."
"Carceral."
"See I'm going to have to disagree with you there."
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BUDDY
"I am a bit of a private contractor myself, you'll never catch me using an apostrophe in public!"
My wife's South African mercenary ex with eyes like a barren icy waste: "I do not understand what she sees in you."
Junior Analyst for me. I know I have a lot to learn, and I'm excited to do so.
I'm known in gambling circles as "the only man to ever lose money on scratchers", to be clear I lost money manufacturing scratchers. My worst performing product was "Klaus Kinski's Millions", available exclusively in New Mexico, twelve were ever sold, nine of them winners.
My fiancée has demanded she get to pick the movie recently. Pretty much all of them have been about how it's never too late to change your mind and alter course. At first they were big studio movies, then indies, then Tubi originals. Last one was on YouTube and I swear it starred her sister.
Joey Vulpix at second base, kid has got a great glove. And with a power hitter like Jose Articuno, you know these guys are gonna get some home runs.
"Lol, he has colour coordinated his outfit to go with the cover of Ted Turner's 2008 autobiography "Call Me Ted". Can you spell toxic?"
Yes I can, though I would prefer to do so when not under pressure. Also I don't accept the premise that these books are "inherently for the female gaze".
People have to stop calling me a "performative male" for spending my afternoons on city patios with my copy of "The King of Content: Sumner Redstone's Battle for Viacom, CBS, and Everlasting Control of His Media Empire."
Calling it a prospect would not be correct at this point.
Thought I had a Heated Rivalry situation going on with a similarly aged colleague and rival at work, but turns out they are just an Eastern European man who finds me annoying and who can't understand why I think it is appropriate to constantly tell them they're an asshole.
Yes and there should be more Pokémon that are plays on bygone celebrities. Hitmonlee? There should be a Dame Edna Pokémon, a Milton Berle Pokémon, Drummer from Cheap Trick Pokémon.
I had to give up my crosspost everywhere strategy in 2022 when Gab users would simply not quit asking what the ethnicity of the Bullfrog in a tweed suit was.
They fired every single remaining copywriter at my Guernsey based marketing agency, that was financed by, but not legally affiliated with, British American Tobacco. Apparently AI does a "good enough" job of writing copy aimed directly at Indonesian children now. Art is dead.
Rhapsody of Combat XI - Peasant Century: Road to Vassal
I happened upon the bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, by the river today. He told me his ancestors should have never moved into coal, "a dirty business." I said that coal built two wings on the grand house. "Hard to fly without wings" he replied and puffed his pipe.
Anyway, if you know anyone who is looking for someone who has over two decades of experience of probably converting the youth of fast growing economies into dedicated smokers, I guess I'm available \_0_/.
They fired every single remaining copywriter at my Guernsey based marketing agency, that was financed by, but not legally affiliated with, British American Tobacco. Apparently AI does a "good enough" job of writing copy aimed directly at Indonesian children now. Art is dead.
People focus too much on "...less is more" part of "Sometimes less is more" and far too little on the "sometimes".
Hello.
Beautiful.
"So you were like an extra?" No living human being is "extra", listen to yourself. I was simply not the child "in play". Went hitchhiking for a summer when I was fourteen, father wrote me a blank check for me to come back if I was in trouble or to "start something new".
