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@rhymeswithvogue

that girl in your head ain’t real, how bad do u want me for real??????

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my favorite thing my brother does is periodically he randomly texts me to tell me how good lady gaga is. it’s like “yeah dude why do you think i’ve been stanning for nearly twenty years”

14.02.2026 12:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to continue to be emotional on main: I did not feel unconditionally loved by many of the adults in my life as a child. my grandpa was the exception. he always teased me, but he also let me know how special I was up until the day he died. he left behind such a gap in my life.

11.02.2026 03:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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it is very wild to me that, even after 2 and a half years since he died, I still cry pretty much instantly when I think about my grandpa. it’s just hard to not feel like I am Very Dumb and need his advice always

11.02.2026 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

love when my best friend sends me a tiktok and says “aw our song <3” and its fucking FIGHT NIGHT BY MIGOS

04.02.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wanted to make a January retrospective IG post but all I have saved in my camera roll is the AO3 top alphas and omegas of the year

03.02.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man is coming over on Friday, and I have one thing on my mind: making him watch the Mendoza TD on repeat for an hour.

22.01.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Are 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Really That Bad At Questions About Sports?  | Defector There’s a stereotype about Jeopardy! contestants: They can name the stars of 18th-century operas, but not the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. It comes up again and again and again and agai...

A few years ago when I was studying for Jeopardy! I realized why it was so hard to study sports if you don't know ball. Then some other stuff happened and I decided to write about it for @defector.com : defector.com/are-jeopardy...

21.01.2026 14:16 👍 109 🔁 28 💬 14 📌 17

guys why does it feel so good to lay in bed and rub your feet together

05.10.2025 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the small and simple joy of thinking to yourself someone’s new girlfriend is kind of ugly but sitting on it bc you’re in your 30s and you can’t be this bitchy anymore and then your best friend comes up to you and is like “wow so his gf is not cute huh” like THANK YOU I just needed to let that out

25.09.2025 04:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

American media companies, I beg of you: stop making kpop bands “try American snacks LOL” I’ve had enough!!!!!! I wanna see ATEEZ do things other than eat nerds gummy clusters and I deserve this!!!!!!

22.09.2025 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no he made the right choice sorry!!!!

21.09.2025 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love when I post an ig story and the demo it does best with is “other women’s husbands and assorted gay guys”.

24.08.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only posted that meme 4 u

06.08.2025 07:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A selfie of a woman honestly looking bomb and good as hell

A selfie of a woman honestly looking bomb and good as hell

just remembered I took this incredible selfie once and then literally got dumped a half hour later when I LOOKED LIKE THIS

06.06.2025 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“but what about ‘you know ball, I know Aristotle’?” shhhhh shut up. shut up. shut up.

23.05.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

speaking my truth: “So High School” is a good song and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

23.05.2025 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wearing a tank top that shows my bra straps and my American traditional tattoo. it’s time to be the baddie these uncertain times need.

26.04.2025 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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getting ready to go out and “Futile Devices” comes on the shuffle

11.04.2025 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do you think there’s like one guy at People whose job is to photoshop the tear in photos when famous couples break up

05.04.2025 13:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how can I cope w the fact that, in one of my favorite pictures with my nana, I was wearing crackle nail polish

30.03.2025 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

your girls get date tips from TikTok. mine are discussing Chris Chan with theirs. we are not the same.

25.03.2025 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.03.2025 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the summary of every conversation I have w @brookeash.bsky.social

17.03.2025 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Unattainable Little Joy · Little Joy · Song · 2008
15.03.2025 14:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over” hours who up smash that mf like button

13.03.2025 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something that was cut from Pop Culture Jeopardy! last night: explicitly shouting out my trans community and how much we deserve joy and success and safety. 1/

06.03.2025 20:36 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

everyone wants me to do my job this week, I over drafted my bank account, and I just listened to “The Dance” by Garth Brooks and wept like a widow so that’s how finale week is going

04.03.2025 00:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hi Brian lmao I also have bluesky

27.02.2025 20:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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how it feels when I was accidentally too honest and then got a real fucked up text in return

23.02.2025 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

join me, @doingmoore.bsky.social and some of my amazing Pop Culture Jeopardy friends for a night of Blood On The Clocktower!

twitch.tv/doingmoore

18.02.2025 18:44 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1