Rachel Leibrock

Belatedly sharing this but it’s still super relevant. Thanks for the opportunity, @raheemfh.bsky.social and thanks for the insightful discussions @brynntannehill.bsky.social

Doordashing cheapie bluetooth headphones because I somehow forgot my airpods and my *other* cheapie headphones and I cannot work in this coffeeshop without music in my ears. New shopping low? New shopping high?

Really need social media platforms to give me an eye roll reaction option.

It’s excellent.

But also, kudos to these anchors for saying something.

We are living in the most fucked-up timeline.

Damn. This shouldn’t surprise me and yet I’m literally in shock.

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

That was faaaasst 😳

If I got caught leaving in such dumb proof that I used ChatGPT, I'd simply walk into the sea.

Love to just straight up catch someone using ChatGPT to answer homework questions --I mean, at least try to clean up the answer so it doesn't literally tell me that a bot answered the question.

I literally just changed my sheets and, whew, do I feel this post.

I miss Circus of the Stars.

It's always wrong to vandalize personal property and that certainly includes Teslas, and also: your government is actively disappearing innocent people without due process, so, you know, that second one is taking up my empathetic bandwidth at the moment.

I'm sorry but Jasmine Crockett saying, F"ind a little trans child that is ruining your life!" is well giving me life. She is both very right and very funny.

👀

It’s such an interesting parallel!

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and smiling Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and smiling

We need to talk about the parallels between the ending
of Severance, season two and The Graduate.

Needed that win, big-time! #lightthebeam 🟣 🔦

Seriously, it's like we're in the nosebleed seats. Use these angles sparingly instead of making them the default.

Not liking these so-called "fantage point" camera angles @sacramentokings.bsky.social --make it stop!

To be fair, I can acknowledge the complications brought about by friendships and I'm glad it's at least coming out now.

But also: We told you.

Wild to hear local podcasters call out a fellow local podcaster for the sake of "accountability" when so many people know that this particular person has always been problematic.

ALWAYS.

We told you and you chose not to listen until it directly affected you.

Wild.

There's an "S" in today's Spelling Bee?!?

What fresh hell is this?

Gavin Newsom is going to switch parties, right? I mean, we can hope. Let them have his greasy ass.

It’s been six years since we last celebrated but I woke up today and instinctively reminded myself to call and wish my mother a happy birthday.

Five favorite movie genres:

5. 80s/90s teen comedy / romance

4. Dark spy thriller

3. My family is a mess

2. Jimmy Stewart

1. Weird and messy

Not my student clowning me for always toting a giant bag.

Who invented hotel bathroom lighting?

I would like a word.