Heinz+

lmao

lmao

except for me

yes. too many are scared of this

for some people this would be a really good idea

sorry, I didn't know my worth at the time

Hey you didn't specify whether I should have indulged or obliged there

in my culture it is customary to enjoy bad food in bad weather ok

I have become Heinz, The Unworried

I'm on the same journey. It's working

Swag chillness is settling in my bones

(to someone literally just describing their dinner) oh yes, times are quite hard

beautiful colors

unreflected people who are not good to each other

not yet... a small Berlin trip next week though

I handed in my PhD dissertation over a week ago and by now I feel so rested

Die kannte ich nie wirklich anders lmao

lmao

dissociation football

they had a good run

wait, your curiosity and motivation are finite? you just discredited your academic merit in my eyes forever.

I only went for a walk, no one died. But this is what it's like to text me

I hope he gets it

(dinner table) hey you didn't finish your suffering

lmao

At this point, I hope hell is real

By looking at his beard, I can tell that we are going to the same barber. Though I have a slightly better cut.

looks like an optical illusion... Where is peanut in space...

The funny thing here is that Männer is written as Männer*innen, where the latter part is the quite modern gender neutral addendum to avoid genericum masculinum. Therefore, anyone can enjoy the sausage platter for men