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this is why I scroll the channel listings with my hand down my basketball shorts
meant to be a question mark there but oh well
(voice quavering) Peekst thou a boo, father
lmao
knowingly doing naughty stuff is even worse than unknowingly so now I probably have to report you. are you sure about this?
pointing at strangers on the street who are doing nothing of consequence and saying "you'll get in trouble for that"
McDonald's to introduce McSperience points which can be earned by doing quests in the real world
a phrase I've heard but do not entirely understand might apply here: a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
I've heard it both ways
just the sheer concept of bugs is all
not much else to be said
bug concepts
this book is dedicated to the forces of darkness and the rulers of evil realms
and of course we ask that you refrain from consuming media in the 24 hour period prior to the procedure
I wish I was watching a video right now
wrong! it was actually stockings. but for the rest you get a token nonetheless
I'll have my people get in touch
good. I'm amassing quite the cabinet of dream symbols....
if you're to drink the wine of my cellars, you'll also be expected to partake in my customary diversion. namely, each will take turns guessing at the contents of the other's dreams, awarding a token to the guesser at every symbol found
(waving my hands at you weirdly) upgo and outfly! wingtake! wingtake!
guh
they're coming out with a new type of sex that heavily features jumping
we think along similar lines my friend
(lying) I'm not sure that's relevant
(clapping my hands and addressing your table as a waiter would) And I assume that we'll all be adhering to Grice's maxims of conversation this evening?
Actually I was planning on chugging it ✌️😭
I think I'll chug it, cheers
Fried some chicken so now I have a bunch of used oil to deal with. Chugwise.
