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@erolfpleiss

have flown reindeer, twice πŸ“currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars

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I keep preordering books and forgetting about them. This is a life hack to add reading and excitement into your life.

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

over the weekend I cleaned and organized my 18 year old truck, vacuumed up everything I could, and scrubbed all the surfaces I could reach and then promptly forgot out it until I got in my truck this morning. I momentarily thought I was in the wrong vehicle. It was awesome.

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

farmers hanging around the polling place this fall: the soybean china thing was a fluke, and those high fuel prices right at planting time that compounded the harvest woes, no biggie. pedo pres is making america great again

09.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the people: what the fuck
the print media: oil prices, dudes
the news media: trump has new gold ballroom, soldiers die
the government: epic winning
the future: bleak af

09.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fantasy Mushing {MF_PLUGIN_SETTING:HOME_DESCRIPTION}

It is ok to vibedraft your Iditarod fantasy team. Just do it soon. (And join pack Karens Ugly Dogs if you like.)

fantasymushing.com

08.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

CBS, please stop inviting me to bracket challenges. I’ve been trying to unsubscribe for five years.

08.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There should be a federal judge that is required to be built like a power forward. Their job is quashing shit.

07.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Edina can suck it!

07.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was younger, I found baseball writers online from the blogosphere and filled up my rss reader with stacks of baseball blog feeds.

My favorite was The Platoon Advantage. Bill and Mike made baseball fun and whimsical and relatable. Like notgraphs but if you were slightly less online.

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like formula break one or two amirite folks

06.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They call it f1 because of the first rate friendships

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Fecklessman, amirite?

05.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

discuss __________.

05.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I approve your statement.

05.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not taking any questions about breakfast hot wings at this time

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not at war with breakfast hot wings slowly leaking out my asshole. It’s not a war. No matter what you think. Not a war.

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s wild to me than a man who has never honored a contract in his life socially politically romantically should be seen as a great negotiator. No one on the other side should take him seriously and now we’re gonna explode the world for that fucking idiot.

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fix-it guy/mechanic & a Colonel/Helicopter Pilot

05.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good skeet for an event yesterday

05.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am most often "enjoying" a conference call when reading your newsletter.

Not a conference call, but MARKET RESEARCH.

SYNERGY.

04.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if the bilge is good, the boat don’t matter

04.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume this is addressed to Greg Bovino.

04.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on how long it sits in milk

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

most of my job is knowing the correct answer via email

04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a display of bacon and says bacon is on sale so we get it all Alt: a man is standing in front of a display of bacon and says bacon is on sale so we get it all Even this bacon maniac knows fuck ice fuck trump fuck the gop and pete hegseth’s tiny dong

Looking forward to this new world war, WWIII: Epic Mealtime

The bacon blasters on bacon ships on bacon oceans stuffed with bacon fish that are smoked with smoked bacon smoke smoke bacon bacon smoke smoke bacon

04.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Even if you don’t work alone at home, you can turn Metallica up to 11. No one can ask you to turn it down. They can’t.

04.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol jk i know they wont

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is congress gunna act?

04.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway i started playing mlb the show with mauer on the cover and baby it rips

03.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh yeah what a cluster of a team span did the ramming

03.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0