screenshot of a tweet of mine from like 2013: "if you turn the k-state logo sideways it looks like a bird ventriloquist"
two replies from the same person: Go get a real job and leave Bill Snyder alone. You were born and raised in Louisville, Kentucut. Go fuck yourself You Bumpkin Fuck
whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
In my day, you’d start listening to Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth, then find other people who also like Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth. Then you’d meet a *girl* (or a *guy*) who liked Dead Kennedys or REM or Megadeth and also liked you 🥰 Then you would feel less isolated
Otherwise you’d poop your pants!
If you’re having a normal 1 ironically for long enough, it just becomes your normal
Run’s house!
It’s all one movie but with intermissions so you can use the bathroom
I think both are true and I’m miserable all the time. The people who cope probably made the right choice
in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”
Houston Coloradonis plays right field for the Reds and you can’t convince me otherwise
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd
Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear
Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away
Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
cloud backups will disappear if the server is hacked. printed backups will burn in a fire. if you want your novel to be truly safe, you gotta carve it word by word into a cave wall
I know!
Leaving off the shows I only saw as a kid, including the Honeymooners, because that was a long time ago and I don’t know if I’d feel the same
Firefly (2002-2003)
Better Off Ted (2009-2010)
The Good Guys (2010)
Bunheads (2012)
Violating my "no Bluesky during football season" tenets to parachute in and say that my weird obsession with far right splinter groups and their shibboleths has finally made me the expert on something.
The shooter wrote 4 shitpost memes on bullets and every single one of them is a dumb groyper meme
There’s a lot of bad things but honorary Olivia Rodrigo & Robert Smith dropped live recordings of them performing Friday I’m in Love and Just Like Heaven
Omg I’m cackling
Give em bofa dem
You: I killed a slaver, here is my antislavery text
Honestly I can probably get behind that
You: I killed an abortion doctor, here is my anti abortion text.
That’s terrible but comprehensible as a motive
You: I killed a rightwing activist, here are 4chan memes.
What the fuck is that even
Political violence is bad but if we are to have political violence, I would prefer understandable (even if abhorrent) motives
I do not care how much this annoys people on this website: there is no evidence (yet) that this guy was a groyper. Yes, there are similarities and shared DNA between groypers and the nihilistic brainrotted gaming circles this guy likely came from, but they are not the same thing.
Can’t wait to open this email and learn how diaabetes parrasites could affect me
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
🫡
🎶When you got problems you can't solve
It's enough to make you start to hate your friends🎶
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFv...
Instead of getting on the internet to be brain poisoned into killing your ideological enemies, you should be healthy like me and get on the internet to be brain poisoned into hating your ideological friends
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
I’m sorry but look, you can’t go to a naked mechanical bull riding contest and then be surprised when you see a penis.
My position is simple and reasonable: It should be illegal to remind me that I’m old
