Said quickly, this sounds exactly like Trump’s classic promise to children everywhere:
‘We are going to fuck and kill you.’
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Said quickly, this sounds exactly like Trump’s classic promise to children everywhere:
‘We are going to fuck and kill you.’
It’ll be fun watching MAGA reconcile this with their expectation of how Trump will make everything more affordable.
No, of course not, but don’t let that stop you from spending days practicing— perhaps first at a sewage treatment plant, and then at a local barnyard or zoo.
They do not realize it at all.
The imbeciles who voted for him— 77M seditious, racist troglodytes— never understood that Trump was always an utter moron, and they don’t recognize that dementia has now reduced him to the equivalent of a really evil bowl of jello.
Gee, what was your first clue that she’s a cold-blooded, psychopathic murderer?
While we appreciate the apology, it’s too little, too late. You helped to elect the worst human who’s ever lived, and saying, “Oops” doesn’t get you off the hook. You’re a monster, like the other 77M troglodytes who’ve destroyed U.S. democracy. Fuck off.
Q: Can you really draw conclusions about the intelligence of residents in blue v. red states?
A: Apparently so, and the best example would be TX. Voters there sabotage themselves continually by re-electing corrupt cavemen— not exactly a practice that suggests high intelligence.
MAGA: Well, yeah, all of that is true— but Trump is white, and ain’t that what’s really important?!
Maybe it’s because the only people who’d go anywhere near them are MAGA men.
Only one of these two creatures is even close to being smart enough to run DHS, and Trump picked the wrong one.
The double-standard exists only because weak, cowardly Democrats have tolerated & ultimately enabled/reinforced it.
Try convincing me that Al Franken should’ve considered resigning for even a nanosecond.
Dems need to tell corrupt Republicans to go fuck themselves— constantly.
Time for me to make this same point again:
A potted plant would make a far better President than Trump.
While the plant wouldn’t accomplish anything, it wouldn’t rob the Treasury, violate the Constitution, rape children, kidnap/deport U.S. citizens, or start unnecessary wars.
A vast improvement.
If any restaurant near me put up a sign like this, I’d eat there several times a week, and convince everyone I know to do the same thing— rewarding them for their courage and political acumen, and thanking them for a glorious MAGA-free experience.
The U.S. lost 92,000 jobs in February, and as unemployment rises, the cost of living continues to climb— just ask anyone who’s been to a supermarket or a gas station.
Trump is unconcerned. These are problems facing real Americans, not billionaire rapists.
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It includes a secret decoder ring and a plastic ray gun from the Space Force.
Q: What are all the MAGA morons gonna do with their huge gas-guzzlers as the cost of fuel goes up to the point that they can’t afford to refill their vehicles?
A: They can fucking walk. Maybe they’ll put a Trump bumper sticker on their backs so that everyone can point and laugh.
Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s choice to take over DHS from psychopath Kristi Noem, will have to abandon his Senate seat.
Republicans are “heavily favored to retain the seat in November.”
It’s in Oklahoma, where anyone with a 2nd-grade education is considered to be a genius.
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It’s a good thing for Kristi Noem that Trump named her as ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.’
After he fired her as DHS Secretary, it turns out that her job applications to the Humane Society, the ASPCA, and to PetSmart were all rejected.
If you’re horrified— as you damned-well should be— that Trump replaced psychopath Kristi Noem with imbecilic hick Markwayne Mullin, just wait until Jethro Vance replaces Trump.
Trump has replaced dog-assassin Kristi Noem at DHS with Markwayne Mullin, a hick Senator from the impaired state of OK.
Q: Why are rednecks obsessed with double names— Billy-Bob, Linda-Lou, Markwayne, etc.?
A: They think they’ll seem bright if they can spell TWO simple names.
Consider that 77M Americans voted for Trump.
There’s an endless supply of ignorant, incompetent seditionists— just as there’s no shortage of disgraceful, violent racists eager to work for ICE.
Noem was fired, but there’s millions of equally awful imbeciles waiting for her job.
Kristi Noem has been fired as DHS Secretary.
Noem: Maybe I should’ve shot more dogs…
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Q: Doesn’t Trump look like he’s been living on the street for years?
A: Yes— I heard security at Mar-a-Lago mistook him for a vagrant and tried to force him off the property.
Q: Quite an iconic image of America.
A: He actually captures the state of our democracy perfectly.
In the corrupt redneck shithole known as TX, neither John Cornyn nor Ken Paxton won enough votes to avoid a runoff.
Q: Is that a good sign?!
A: Not at all. The voters— who are less intelligent than the boars around them, and who continually re-elect Ted Cruz— love them both.
Americans aren’t bright enough to understand that weapons weren’t ’given away for free’— or that Ukraine is fighting a proxy war against Russia that the U.S. can’t afford to have them lose.
Ignorant voters elected Trump because they understand NOTHING— they’re like a worthless puddle of puke.
Q: See the pattern with Trump’s lies?! Can you tell us how this is any different from, “They’re eating the dogs?!”
MAGA: Yea, this is less filling.
As always, I’m here to translate for you.
What this guy is saying is, “I’m such a stupid fucking racist-insurrectionist that I elected the most corrupt moron who ever lived as POTUS— and now that he’s destroying the world, I’ll cover my own imbecility by claiming now to be honest.”
New research has shed light on past Neanderthal-human mating, explaining why Neanderthal DNA makes up one to two percent of a person’s genome.
Scientists believe they can explain MAGA in that such people have up to 25% Cro-Magnon DNA, and 15% snake DNA.
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