Twitter post by Benjamin De Kraker:
"An advanced, Al-powered technology is developed
The Pentagon wants it and demands an eccentric CEO turn it over to the government
He declines, setting up a clash between the U.S. and the company's suddenly in-demand tech
Anyway this is the plot of Iron Man 2"
This is referencing the DOD's demand that Anthropic assist the military in developing AI-driven autonomous kill-bots and perform mass surveillance of Americans
27.02.2026 03:50
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False alarm: America’s healthcare ships are all broken down.
22.02.2026 18:48
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My 10-year-old needs one of these …
22.02.2026 18:35
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it’s not entirely clear what a hoobastank is even to this day
22.02.2026 08:10
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if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power
22.02.2026 18:23
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Trump’s sending a U.S. Navy hospital boat to Greenland to win them over with U.S. government-funded free healthcare, like we’re Denmark or something.
22.02.2026 17:05
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2Calvin 2Hobbes
15.02.2026 17:19
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...and this is where the magic happens
[gestures to room with pentagram]
11.02.2026 11:02
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soft post:
valentines day aside, i’m truly grateful for every single one of you and i hope you feel loved and cherished not just today but everyday bc you’re amazing human beings 🖤🖤🖤 i’m grateful for all of our interactions and thank you for letting me be part of this silly lil community🖤🖤🖤
15.02.2026 01:52
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When I was 6-years-old I had to help a widow and an FBI agent take down a mass-murdering ghost
15.02.2026 02:04
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it's been a while so here's a pack of some of my favorite people
go.bsky.app/3cVJfpD
07.02.2026 09:11
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Seeing myself on a list like this must be what it feels like to be in the MTV People’s Choice Awards. A great honor, no 🧢
13.02.2026 21:09
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The Beatles: Shine on you crazy diamond.
Diamond: You did NOT just call me crazy. YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME CRAZY!!! [Smashes tiny fist into jewelry store window.]
13.02.2026 20:58
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I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.
13.02.2026 17:11
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Overshadowed as he is by his iconic drummer, I don’t think Dr. Teeth gets enough credit as one of rock’s best band leaders.
13.02.2026 17:00
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I think we should each be allowed to choose one detachable body part.
10.02.2026 03:28
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Saddest words in the English language: “Time to put on my pants.”
06.02.2026 14:45
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I miss getting stoned and going nonverbal, now I can’t stfu
06.02.2026 06:19
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Kimmie! Keep talking. We wanna hear it all.
06.02.2026 06:48
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My right-wing auntie was bitten by a raccoon. Now she’s a rabid anti-vaxxer.
05.02.2026 17:34
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Too real.
04.02.2026 18:15
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Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
31.01.2026 20:24
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We shall delete the posts until the concept of posts is no more.
22.01.2026 21:43
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Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
22.01.2026 16:05
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
12.11.2024 14:42
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“Soulmates.” Oh dear. I thought you said “swordmates.” Embarrassing. In that case …. no.
11.01.2026 19:08
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Mounjaro works by turning all your excess weight into farts.
11.01.2026 19:06
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“When I unleash my army of mutant monsters, there will be chay-ohs in the streets! Pure and utter chay-ohs!”
“…Um, boss, are you trying to say chaos?”
“Oh whatever. I’m going to make sure they eat you first.”
09.01.2026 18:03
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i wonder how close we were to getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles instead
29.12.2025 19:12
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