brick

happy women's day. celebrate with me by going shopping.

sometimes you get too silly. I recommend an edible and a bath

The pundit class and the consultants would be out of work if we just listened to voters instead of trying to pitch to some fake ass electorate in a non existent purple district in Iowa. They are not helping anyone.

End their worthless careers with this one weird trick

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Maria probably has a PhD in being a fuckin dipshit

Guys, I don’t want to be alarming but I am starting to think this money stuff is all connected. A political economy of sorts with materialist properties. Maybe even historically influenced, if not actually determined. It might even haunt us, like a fucked up spectre of sorts.

Burning clock

Remember to set your clocks on fire tonight.

i love reading news headlines they make me feel like im in a zombie movie or something

hey first time long time I really really appreciate what y'all were doing with a softer world. thank you for real

I'm trying to put more hopeful weird alive art into the world. Otherwise I'm helpless.

My book of dirty stories is weird and dirty and kind. Read it to yourself in bed. Or put it in the hands of someone who needs it and don't say a word. Never speak of it again!

asofterworld.com/joey/stories...

dang

haven't seen much about crenshaw losing his primary so

pusha t is like the tchaikovsky of rapping about cocaine

yep on god I'm the luckiest ape

Siri can I feed flamin’ hot cheetos to my 6 month old baby

I rode 27 km on my lil bike today and got some tea and then saw my friends and a cat made biscuits on me then I got groceries and drank a big beer and made dinner and tomorrow I'm going on a date in a botanical garden if the sun's out or to an art museum if it's not, so

they're great postes tbh

every couple needs a tiny wife. that's just science.

do you guys know what misery loves?

The vibes are especially rancid on here this weekend. Take care of yourselves.

kinda wild that we could have addressed police murdering black people and instead everything is Gaza now

I wish fewer people were total dipshit jagoffs

this is an immense strength and at the core of Buddhist mindfulness practices btw. like stripping all the poppsych pseudo self care shit away, being able to feel absolutely unbearably fucking bad, suffering like fuck, and surviving? that's ludicrously powerful.

yeah that's extremely high on my list of burger needs tbh that's like top 3 easy

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

*tapping my toe and pointing at my crotch*

how great would it be for a ton of tech companies to just go tits up and fail. that would be so cool.

now see that's not a quality I'm really looking for in a borger

it's good when people are afraid to say some shit in case someone shits down their throat. we need that back. we need libs and nazis both to fear the awesome power of a literate hater.