Paladraggin

FEATHERLESS: ❌
BIPED: ✅

RESULT INCONCLUSIVE

Similar experience after spending about 3-5 minutes in my guts tbh

Erm, literally me always? lol. *wipes out the neighborhood with a CUM FLOOD!!!*

It’s no excuse for my frustratingly antisocial behavior, but ever since I escaped the shitty power imbalance of “not being an artist/commissioner in the furry fandom” only to be slapped with “you’re only good for making free shit,” I feel like I haven’t been able to connect as well with others. 🫠

I asked if they were proposing a commission or trade (which obv they weren’t). And like. That shit killed my motivation for months. I felt awful, and it’s where my mind goes whenever I think “Should I introduce myself to that person?” & I end up keeping to myself ‘cause I’ll never be good enough.

Sorry for a sudden boohoo post, but something’s eating at me.

I’ve often wanted to use art to make new friends, but the first time I made a fanart model for someone, they near immediately jumped to trying to get me to model their sona for f r e e, and didn’t mention they wanted it for f r e e until

Happy birthday!!! *dinks out Happy Birthday on one of those little xylophone things*

Finding out just how clingy the smell of your caustic gut is, huufff--

🥴

Gay ass sona (the ass sona who is gay) ❤️

Unfortunately, I think I’m closer to a huuuuuuuge ass intermediate 😔

Swallowed into a game-over...

This would make a prey type DANGEROUSLY horny, good lord--

Do you have a resource for us visual learners? (Also I totally remember him doing a Vore™️)

The dastardly user of GUN PS2 vs the cunning ally to the protagonist's Donut County, whose ability already makes them full of holes so the bullets go right through them

Gun

Two shockingly related thoughts I just had:
1. A killer7 Stand would make my Hoot-and-Holler-o-Meter rocket past the thermosphere
2. Running into user whose Stand is named

Any of y’all wanna be my valentine while I’m admittedly off playin’ Dungeons and Dragons with the lads?

…would any of y’all wanna keep being my valentine when I get back? 👉👈

HEY WOAH WAIT HEY
WOAH HEY
WAIT

WOAH

Need to get my wisdom teeth out soon and I’m more scared of coming out of it mumbling about the weirdest horny stuff known to man—

“Technically fully-clothed” is my favorite genre of public awesome (thin crop top + shorts that get wedged so deep in my ass they cover practically nothing)

O-oh wow, we have so much in common <3

Some yummy-lookin' undies tbh...

Thank you for reminding me that this butt shape is fucking awesome actually!!! I may or may not be changing my sona model's backside rn because of it--

Aww, heck. I know that's super stressful to go through. My soft bits are always available for snugs n' squishes if ya need 'em <3

It's me.
I'm bitches.
I am clapping and jiggling when you close the fridge with your clapping, jiggling ass.

Need me a new M&L game where we get another scene where Bowser gets super fat again but we actually get to play as him.

Actually if it was permanent from that point on that'd be cool too.

Hell yeah!!! This rips ass!!!

They be like “ugh I gotta open these relics” or something and not “tell me about kettle cooked chips and big belly full of kettle cooked chips have sex with big noisy belly full of kettle cooked chip” Utter Naramon school behavior smh

I feel read like a book

Plus, the upside of public transit is that you’ve got plenty of people to ogle your fat, sweaty cock laid out across the aisle before they get churned into lose bones & cum loads (which personally gets subsequently turned into ass fat. Bbbwwuurrpppp.)

In my experience, the easiest way is public transit. Trains are the easiest to fit inside without fitting them inside of me, and busses are only a bit less manageable (in both ways :3c). Cars are way too susceptible to getting slurped, and limos basically being long cars only make them more filling.