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Small Businessman; awards, embroidery,Non-Affiliated Voter, Anti-MAGA, Community Band Director Emeritus, Composer. Father of an adult with autism, so Fuck RFK. Don't follow me to ask for $ or DM me, I'll block you. I only give to registered charities,

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DAMN THOSE GIRL SCOUTS AND THEIR DELICIOUS COOKIES!

06.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took me until I was 12 for that. I realized I was going to be a musician. When I was 15, I grabbed a baton and knew I was going to be a conductor. Unheard of in my family. I did it. So did my sister.

06.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are all incapable of embarrassment. Only when they make Trump look bad are they...reassigned.

06.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today, on a CBS News radio, they said that Noem "stepped down." Already re-writing the news.

06.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first massacre in the middle east was the Massacre of Acre by Richard where he held Saladin's men for ransom, typical in Europe. When it wasn't paid, Richard's men, christian crusaders, beheaded them, bound and helpless in the sun. Every Muslim child is taught that story at age 9.

06.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They act like Hezbollah are some kind of genus level planners to anticipate that Israel is intent on the extermination of the Muslims.

06.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he did, but they prefer him to be on the down low.

06.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUT we asked for help in blocking Iran's drones. Ukraine's forces are experts because Russia buy's drones from Iran. So we want Ukraine's help, but fuck 'em when it comes to condemning Russia. Trump and Vance's evil knows no end.

06.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to sleep with Kristi Noem. How does that sound?

06.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth and Trump are insanely proud of being the bad guys in the world. Indeed, the world is looking at us the way we looked at Russia and North Korea. Trump loves both of them.

06.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anti-humanity.

06.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In high school, the typing teacher was imminently endowed and her typing classes were the most popular in school. So popular, they hired an extra teacher, a sour old lady. We all dropped typing if we ended up in her class. All the girls knew what was going on... I can still see her saying "A S D F"

05.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't be silly. When RFK gets fired, I'm gonna celebrate even more.

05.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter. She gets to wear a superhero costume with a cape and a cowgirl hat and cute boots every day.

05.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The orange cat's gonna win, but the border collie's gonna herd that cat for the rest of his life.

05.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hope is that Trump gets a stroke or dies suddenly and doesn't get the opportunity to issue ANY pardons.

05.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bid on it, but had to drop out.

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's ok. I'm sure he can wear dark pants and hide the urine by now.

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My superpower is having people like you realising that I am not in that picture two days later. My son has also inherited that ability.

05.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Billy, the IRS guy that couldn't answer simple questions that Warren took apart? He was fun.

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Senator from Alabama who lives in Florida that wants to run for Governor of Alabama, Tuberville is STILL the dumbest Senator ever to not be able to string two sentences together.

05.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran doesn't have Russia to support them. Interestingly, Russia is losing one of their weapon's supporters. Yikes.

05.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure that's some supergirl with a cape costume for that, with a cowgal hat.

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheating. I'm sure she knows that.

05.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's going to need a new outfit for the Maiden of the Northern Hemisphere or whatever Trump is calling her, now.

05.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The Coast Guard Commandant wants his fucking house back.

05.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump replaced Noem with Markwayne Mullen. He actually found someone infinitely worse, but more rabidly loyal. And she is the Maiden of the Northern Hemisphere or something like that. Question: will she get to keep her plane as a parting gift and still live in the Coast Guard Commandant's home?

05.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans since Eisenhower have been an imminent threat to America.I didn't realize it because they were so quiet in the 60's and 70's. Then Gingrich, Reagan, and those that followed for more bold and racist and Trump is the penultimate. What follows him will be our Hitler. He's too fat and lazy.

05.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't keep telling us, call and email your senator and congressman.

05.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neurologists, not physicists.

05.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0