James

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

They should sell laptops for mangers with a 👍 key right on the keyboard

This is normal

I’m going to kill grug

When God sings with his creations, will my 4-deep tree of 35 Claud instances not be part of the choir?

Do we have any evidence that prehistorical humans weren’t beatboxing? The great acoustics in a cave and those long winter nights suggests strongly that they were

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

I kind of wish I could spend my day wandering about the office telling people that dilbert died. It’s not against any official company policy but I can sorta read between the lines on that one

Oh I was definitely going to get scammed out of it before I could access it anyway, seems fitting that some bash string escaping bullshit should ruin my retirement

We’re so close to me being able to check my superannuation balance using a CLI I can smell it

What if forcing major corporations to re-express every interaction a human can have with a computer as just simple text instead of incredibly clungy web interfaces was one of the best things to ever happen in computing

The Age has a hammerlock on the zeitgeist eh?

A touching tribute to Mike F

Mike F tweet: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

Simple, elegant birdbaths designed for the gardener and their birds Mallee Birdbaths are specifically designed to serve birds. The copper dishes are broad and shallow, allowing birds to bathe with their feet touching the bottom.

I’ve been considering putting one or more of these in my yard as a hidden-in-plain-sight precious metal horde shop.malleedesign.com.au

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

I’m at an aviation museum, watching a guy sneak under the ropes around a 1920s plane engine with vernier calipers, calling out measurements to his friend, who has SolidWorks open on a laptop.

From what I understand of animal psychology, I reckon 10% of those oil-covered penguins in the dish soap commercials really loved it and went out and covered themselves in oil again.

World’s richest man was posting this as he was approaching xmas eve.

My favourite part of the job is chasing the sun across the sky in a chariot, my least favourite part is keeping my Jira board up to date

my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere

I am capable of thinking about computer programming in almost any conceivable situation

This right as I cross the California state line too, everything is political here apparently

They don’t do reversible seats here so this is essentially a Tangara tier ride

No I’ve been on this thing too long now I’m going mad

I’m a train guy now

Excuse me does this train stop at Redfern eventually?

This is a very long train trip