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Cole Wagoner

@colewagoner

Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. It used to be a ghost town, but even the ghosts got out. It's interesting, the ghosts.

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Ep 1 of DTF St Louis was incredible. I think I need to watch Patriot now.

07.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

proud dad

07.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hellll yea

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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dudes rock

07.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 3970 πŸ” 860 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 9

it's such a travesty. Yountville is one of the most magical places I could imagine, and he's trying to kill it.

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How to stream Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit's "A Concert for Minnesota" on The Current Starting at 8 p.m. on Thursday, March 5, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit’s show at Armory will be livestreamed in the Twin Cities at 89.3 FM and worldwide at thecurrent.org.

Good people, listen in. Live now. jasonisbell.us15.list-manage.com/track/click?...

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just learned that there was a baseball player named β€œLJ Hoes” and man, his jersey makes a great meme

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

chicken parm sub
club
thanksgiving leftover

05.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an Oscar winning actor confront me in public for stealing girls from him πŸ’…

04.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

haha that's exactly it. And in Huntsville, we have world-class engineering nerds!

05.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it was SO cool. They were so kind, helpful and they were having fun too. Made a point to teach me a few things about my repair. They had everythingggg

05.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is so cool. Local makers space hosts a free repair night once a month. Bring anything, they try and fix it. Kid’s bike had a pedal rubbing the frame, and they took care of it in 10 min. They offer free tool rental, free classes, etc. Amazing resource.

05.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All is right in the world

05.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We should never forget The Basketball Organ

05.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stouffer’s never misses

05.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10937 πŸ” 3039 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39

i miss the Q400 so much

05.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is so cool. Local makers space hosts a free repair night once a month. Bring anything, they try and fix it. Kid’s bike had a pedal rubbing the frame, and they took care of it in 10 min. They offer free tool rental, free classes, etc. Amazing resource.

05.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow. Both my grandpas lived until their Mid 80's! Mustve been slackers

04.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sameeee

04.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We went to one in North Carolina where they actually flew!

04.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the most redeeming quality of that state.

04.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This Johnny Cash banger is about my home county

youtu.be/7-P6qS1eZIM?...

04.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both worked in a lumber mill. If you moved west to Oregon after WW2, you worked in a lumber mill.

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A β€˜JFK Jr.’ Look Alike Contest Is Coming To D.C. This Weekend β€” The Winner Gets $50 Cash & Bragging Rights A D.C. bar is hosting a JFK Jr. lookalike contest this Sunday and the winner will be walking away with a $50 prize.

If you have a QAnon relative you haven't talked to in a while you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
secretdc.com/dc-jfk-jr-lo...

04.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOW ME THE HONEY

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll eventually get it! (Best supporting FYI, lol)

04.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg that would’ve been so cool lol

04.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0