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Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters pair well with ham subs. “Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmer!”

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I only read the strips. Never knew there were books of Wizard of ID. Those are awesome.

07.03.2026 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s fantastic!

07.03.2026 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knowing myself as I do, I'm confident that had I ever seen a dog-shit video about the military like the one the White House just put out, I would have never enlisted. I wouldn't have wanted a f*cking thing to do with anyone viewing war like a Saturday morning cartoon.

07.03.2026 03:40 👍 2764 🔁 676 💬 121 📌 25

He won’t do anything because he thinks troops are suckers and losers.

07.03.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes, that ol’ chestnut about how the admin doesn’t care about American troops. They think they’re suckers and losers so it aligns quite well that they believe “frankly, it does not matter.”

07.03.2026 01:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No mutilation of children but massacring children in their schools is totally okay with the Trump administration.

06.03.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump stole the money and will never give it back.

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taste. Not eat. I can take a nibble, taste it, and spit into a bucket.
Like a sommelier but with burgers.

06.03.2026 20:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was she really fired or was she moved to another spot to avoid impeachment for what she did at DHS?

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

She’s gonna feel so good when Saint Peter turns her away from the pearly gates. I hope she maintains that condescending smile as she plummets to hell.

06.03.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But orange guy said everything is better than ever before. Weird how everything in reality is opposite to what he says.

06.03.2026 18:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Was she fired or just moved to another head position so she couldn’t be impeached from DHS.

06.03.2026 07:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have a depraved,rogue President who has no boundaries and the GOP IS TOO COWARDLY to put up guardrails like Gen. Milley and Gen. Kelly did. The criminals running our country are now totally okay with our troops dying in an illegal and forever war. Immigrants are dying in our concentration camps.

05.03.2026 23:45 👍 6110 🔁 1967 💬 288 📌 100

Was she fired or was she shoved into another leadership role to fail at because she’s toxic? Seems more like she failed up, which aligns with the subhumans in the regime.

06.03.2026 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fetterman should’ve stepped down after having a stroke. It’s fucked his brain.

05.03.2026 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t that guy that tried to fight a Teamster during a hearing?

05.03.2026 20:08 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was she fired or just moved to make a fool of herself being in charge of a made up department?

05.03.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Who’s holding the cards now?

05.03.2026 04:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dressed as a rabbit? That’s cool.
What I’m interested in is the ramen.

05.03.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t listen to that subhuman. That voice is dirtier to me than RFK Jr snorting coke off a toilet seat.

05.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imminent for 47 years doesn’t seem very imminent.

04.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feelings are not facts.
We were taught this when we were little kids.
Using feelings as facts isn’t an excuse and ignorance won’t let them wiggle out.

04.03.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nancy Mace is a cunt.

04.03.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did he define “the enemy” or did he just say words and nobody followed up?

04.03.2026 02:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

McDonalds is insanely expensive where I live. A McMuffin and a small coffee should not cost $10.

04.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The fraudsters in the government are getting caught red handed and they’re still pointing fingers at others.

04.03.2026 01:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should just put “do not rely on the U.S. government”

03.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 23:38 👍 831 🔁 274 💬 32 📌 18

$35m is pocket change.

03.03.2026 23:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They never know what is going on. Ignorance isn’t an acceptable excuse.
You want to be in charge of those brown shirts, then you better be ready to answer for everything they do and say because you will be held accountable for it.

03.03.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0