haha fuck live by the sword
haha fuck live by the sword
Donβt worry, America. The House Republican majority is working hard for you at Trumpβs golf resort in Miami this week.
"all of me" by masayoshi takanaka
album art redraw #musuwi.art
the siblings have roped me into a Punpun Pact btw its gonna be one of those bits we commit to that ends in ego death
oh I need a new anime btw I'm tired of scrolling through Crunchyslop
men me like 'wow you're so cool and hot and interesting' and I wanna chalk it up to autism (undiagnosed but I have a sonic collection yanno)
taken to calling myself a disaster bastard recently bc I like how it rhymes
Trans people π€ Palestinians
Never engaging with the New York Times
YOU FLATTER MEEEE but I gotta tone down the wardrobe for the new neighborhood, catch me in blazers with the pants not ripped fml
I wanted one (one) vintage tchotchke so I think I did pretty swell
also it low key looks like me
behold: the first tchotchke I am christening my tattoo station with (I am already above my budget)
Pokopia title card and font saying 'i don't want to get a switch 2'
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I've been passing the time by making increasingly schizoatypical mockups of how I want to decorate my tattoo station
rest assured Vampy has already netted me a quadruple digit profit
bring me back a lobstah roll
but yeah we've been cloooooooosed for rennovations :( I just wanna stab ppl
I'd turn you pink prolly
haven't tattooed since saturday :( :( :(
not sure if I passed the sniff test
the offer still stands I Will Trade Tattoos for Cool Robot Toys
oughhhh another day off for Morg while we wait for the shop to reopen I am so bored and lumpy tonight
my coworker once drew a tic tac toe board on my forehead then beat me I ain't drawing myself like that
β¦..this canβt be βreformedβ.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried all the Republican House members who just lost their primaries and now have nothing to lose will join Thomas Massie in voting to force the DOJ to reveal all the Epstein Files that incriminate him.
Buried in the "fog of war" are reports that 47,635 files were removed from the Epstein files that were made public by the Justice Department in accordance with the Transparency Act..
AUGHHHH
after so many consecutive days off I'm pleased to announce my back doesn't even hurt in the slightest who wants to do a cartwheel w me
Buy My Tattoos
Money --> Cool Robot Toys
client: hey can I book you for a- *disappears*
I want canti!!!!!!!!! but I also have to pay my con edison bill!!!!!!!