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• Bodybuilding & Health Enthusiast • Internet Animal • he/him • 18+ Account ❤️@grdngremlin.bsky.social‬❤️

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The final form.

31.10.2025 22:56 👍 292 🔁 89 💬 4 📌 3
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Inside you there are 2 rats.

09.03.2026 20:13 👍 39 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0

I took this test and it basically told me im an idiot.

Colorblind, but yeah sure, im stupid too.

12.03.2026 21:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leon would only do that to Ada

12.03.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What one-liner would Leon S. Kennedy say after kicking the shit out of Birch?

12.03.2026 16:24 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0
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Super Mario World if it were based on the Show

07.03.2026 18:59 👍 406 🔁 116 💬 5 📌 1

"Stay thirsty, freak."

12.03.2026 16:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What one-liner would Leon S. Kennedy say after kicking the shit out of Birch?

12.03.2026 16:24 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0

I am like a moth to flame

12.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To clarify, that's when the McRib will be back

12.03.2026 00:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May 13th, 2027

12.03.2026 00:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 👍 5876 🔁 1070 💬 44 📌 118

That one has a cool butthole

11.03.2026 23:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 👍 3635 🔁 955 💬 34 📌 24

Another day without a shower

11.03.2026 03:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 👍 8480 🔁 1769 💬 57 📌 49
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What a wretched woman.

#Vyper | #Deadlock

10.03.2026 15:38 👍 2523 🔁 468 💬 17 📌 1

Today I learned Market Basket has bathrooms open to the public. I've lived in New England 90% of my life and had no idea.

10.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been saying this for years and it will never not be infuriating.

You get 90 seconds between your sets before I start staring.

10.03.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I legit had the same situation. I asked a ton of questions, and after my first confession I said "Why are we talking to the priest through a wall? I already tell people when I do something bad"

My parents never took me back to Sunday school

10.03.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 13:32 👍 2151 🔁 284 💬 7 📌 2

I made the correlation that Geralt from the Witcher games sounds like a masculine Marge Simpson and I can't unhear it.

09.03.2026 15:02 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Daylight savings time is fake and gay

08.03.2026 19:34 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

06.03.2026 20:04 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
A screenshot from my steam library of the game Resident Evil: Requiem displaying 34 hours played and all achievements unlocked.

A screenshot from my steam library of the game Resident Evil: Requiem displaying 34 hours played and all achievements unlocked.

Solid 9/10. Recommend.

07.03.2026 23:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why has it been so long since the last time you ate a pear?

07.03.2026 06:02 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

06.03.2026 20:04 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
A screenshot from RE9 displaying a main character with a cell phone and a phone number present in the screen display.

A screenshot from RE9 displaying a main character with a cell phone and a phone number present in the screen display.

Leon's phone number in Resident Evil Requiem implies he lives in the Cleveland Ohio area.

05.03.2026 13:17 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Generally speaking I wont touch the stuff because I think their coffee tastes sour unless you put a metric assload of sugar.

But ill do anything I can to piss off people I don't like in a non-violent way.

04.03.2026 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Dunkin Donuts sucks. Like, really really sucks.

But the fact that RFK is going after them makes me want to go out and support them.

Ill drink shitty coffee just to spite that idiot.

04.03.2026 21:45 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0