Cameron

Amazing

Find a path to things being okay, or make one. That’s how I’ve always lived.

Pombon is goated. #PokemonWindsWaves

포뭉이 너무 귀엽다🥹

*Pokémon Presents ends*
Fans: I thoroughly enjoyed that and it met my expectations

The Drawn to Life games come to mind.

“The fate of humanity rests with Homer J. Simpson.”

Now that’s a quote if I’ve ever heard one.

A platformer I love that isn’t Sonic or Mario

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

My personal Top 3:

Conflicted on this. This is FRLG’s first rerelease, and considering the ludicrous prices that a lot of original cartridges go for, this is technically the cheapest way to play it officially. That said, $20 is still pretty steep. Happy to see it, but wouldn’t blame anyone for sticking with emulation.

Real sick of your shenanigans, Sony.

Pretty much whenever a Pokémon review goes on and on about the games being too easy.

If the game is easy, I’ll just purposely use a crappy team or something. But is the region fun to explore? Is it paced well? Is it overly repetitive? That’s the kinda stuff I actually wanna find out about.

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

uh oh

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

God of War: Sons of Sparta was also a very pleasant surprise! Dunno if I wanna go for it immediately, but looks neat!

Thought the State of Play was overall pretty solid! Most interested in Castlevania, Silent Hill, and John Wick.

On the brighter side, at least Gang of Dragon looks promising.

All the stuff going on with Yakuza Kiwami 3 really bums me out. Sucks to see RGG fall from grace so hard.

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

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Watched the new Ichigo vs Yusuke Death Battle. Fun episode, but I felt like this throughout the rundowns.

4. Iron Lung (Movie)

Felt a bit bloated in areas, but an overall solid movie. The acting, sound design, and overall atmosphere had me hooked.

3. The Cabin Factory

A very unique and creative indie horror game. It knows how to balance its sillier side with some good scares. Liked it a lot!