Claire

Excellent as always

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Will watch on catch up. Just had my annual bill and couldn't believe how much it is. Genuinely don't know how families on smaller incomes are managing

Terrified me at the time

There is far too much pressure to live your best life these days. Leave me alone and let me live my most middling life in peace, with the colourful miscellany of highs and lows that naturally entails.

Idiots 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Same lol

It's something I've been saying for a while, there's a tiny charity near to me, the guy there has effectively been doing his bucket list, base camp Everest, Macchu Pichu, Borneo trek, Kilimanjaro you name it. What happened to a sponsored sitting in a bath of cold beans

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

Going for a long walk

Interesting but also depressing, seems like they do have more in common than we think, they're all considered useless

Me too.

Also almost EVERY book now has some quote on the cover saying it's brilliant, on a bestseller list, recommended by a book club etc. Having been influenced by this many times and got burnt I now don't believe any of them. Looking forward to your zero quotes 😀

Brilliant Matt Weston 👏 super fast, super scary. Congratulations 🏅 #WinterOlympics

Going to be bleak when we find his name in the files

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Agree 💯

It's because he doesn't think he's done anything wrong, any of it, ever.

Brilliant and very very depressing again

Brilliant and very very depressing

Arsenal supporters

Lack of confidence, sarcasm, self depreciation, taking the p**s, feeling of superiority over European and African countries, excellent at making funny football chants, dampness

Just reading this has made me laugh. This and the broom joke.

This made me ill ,entitlement doesn't even come close:
"This week is all about me," wrote the then-Prince Andrew to Epstein, in a small epic statement of a lack of self-awareness."Time to put something back into me before the rest of the world starts sucking it out in all their greed and demands,"

Yes but is it a red herring? He still stresses me out though!

Calum stresses me out.

If you like murder mysteries this is great. I'm no detective so looking forward to my guess being totally wrong when the murderer is revealed

I think a lot about how social media has made everyone angry and look to be offended. Was it always there, and people were just really good at hiding it ?

100% all of us make mistakes all of the time it would drive me insane to be constantly reminded of mine

How exhilarating to see a Scandinavian minnow humiliate a global superpower
#Bodo/Glimt