schnedwob

making a million hornydollars with my new indie hit: Rampage But It's Anime Ladies

guy who is spared twink death but in turn becomes a live laugh love style wine dad

if you wanna seem real incisive to the less-online people in your life just point out to them how every website is now just screenshots of other websites

Kelsey Grammer as Frasier sitting at his microphone looking pensive

I dreamt that I was perched atop a throne of human skulls

On a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls

And the dream went on forever, one single static frame

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

batter and fry that sumbitch

like they're not wrong that i'm a little bit of a chaser but i'd at least like to think i'm a gentleman about it

screenshot of an ad with an illustration of a woman hitting a deep squat in heels over a trans flag colors sunburst pattern

the only ads I get on tumblr anymore are calling me a chaser, I assume the inverse is happening where women are getting ads for "hey you wanna date some shlubby depressed guy"

was doing my taxes like a good little cuck-fir-empire and i realized i schnedwobenuinely could not remember if i'd done em for 2024. what a dogshit stretch of time

going to a furry rave tonight, wish me luck

i would deal with the disgustingly smelly farts and genocide stuff, and vote for kamala harris if it meant she’d bring back quaaludes.

starting the list of kinds of people I'd like to be because i'm sick of being conscious:
• vaguely new age but also vaguely christian reiki guy
• loss prevention at walmart who just watches skateboard videos all day
• Armored Core style brain in a jar mech pilot

I mean... the "princess of the trades" stereotype is not exactly unfounded lol

The fundamental error of a lot of these freaks is failing to double down. It's not like his slop hog fans would care about lip syncing, so why not own it?

it's a stupid person's world and opting in is not preferable but definitely tempting

The rare occasion where, as an electrician, I will bother to actually clean up my messes

not quite suicidal but the thought has crossed my mind a lot recently to try and intentionally give myself AI psychosis

Lore O'Croft

fell victim to advertising award 🏆

is Matt Berry actually British or is that just acting

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

saw someone absolutely hauling ass down the street on a scooter, full neon hi vis outfit, huge Sonic the Hedgehog plushie strapped to their back. immensely jealous of their raw joie de vivre

i feel like batman, or halo

if discord wants to get froggy i'm sending them closeups of my dick and balls and anus until i'm sentenced with transportation to the IRC mines

KEY FACTS • In a 40-minute-long interview on MSNBC, Harris told host Rachel Maddow she had always believed that "titans of industry" would serve as a guardrail for democracy in the country.

sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG

yeah, a problem with my dumbass state outlawing vapes

An amateurish line drawing of George Washington, the Stars and Stripes in the background. The file is called GEORGE, and indeed it was this specific clipart that John F. Kennedy, Jr. stumbled upon one late night in 1994. John-John had a flash of brilliance and realized that George was the perfect name for the new glossy political magazine he was founding. The first issue of George came out in September 1995, with supermodel Cindy Crawford on the cover. She was dressed as George Washington, in a pose inspired by this clipart.

GEORGE.BMF

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Skibidi Epstein

I don't, but with a self-fulfilling pitch like that they must have been great