A new Pope has been announced.
22.04.2025 01:46
👍 18
🔁 2
💬 2
📌 1
A new Pope has been announced.
Huge news from @mlb.com
With their win today, this is only the first time the Mets have had a six game winning streak all season.
For those of you just tuning in to watch the regularly scheduled Mets game tonight, the game is over.
This is not a tweet touting the psychic capabilities of The National Inquirer All Access Platinum Plus subscription for $899.99/month. The start time was changed by MLB.
The last time the Atlanta Braves won a game, Kamala Harris hadn't even announced that she was running for president yet.
The last time the Braves won a baseball game, Jimmy Carter and Betty White were still alive.
This is what Joe Biden looked like the last time the Atlanta Braves won a baseball game.
And every Ukrainian. And every European.
The funniest part is that Starling Marte isn't even holding a bat...
Since the Yankee have lifted their facial hair policy, here is an AI image of what Derek Jeter would look like with a beard.
The bare face that single handedly ended the Yankees archaic facial hair policy.
Also, I'm sure Goldschmidt is thinking, "you couldn't have done this 2 days ago!?"
51st state wins!
I have it on good authority that if Canada wins the 4 Nations Championship that President Trump will act swiftly to make Canada the 51st state so that the USA in essence wins the 4 Nations Championship either way.
Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
The Mets released their Theme Game schedule yesterday.
Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to take over the Mets and eliminate all DEI Events and Theme Games.
The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.
In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.
I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason.
*Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.
AI is doing great. Extracting the key news we all need to know.
Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.
NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting the Mets spending. In an email obtained by the @natlinquirer.bsky.social, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & even contract termination for players & staff.
Are people saying the score bug is too big?
OK. I'm done with Mark Gooden
Holy shit. That is the most cursed picture I've ever seen in my life.
Lemonparty had nothing on this.
I’ve yet to find anything this clown posts to be funny.
This isn’t funny and that picture is vomit-inducing.
