THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE HE RESPONDS: OK THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!! WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES. POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!! SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!

SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!! SHE REPLIES: HOORAY!! HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!! POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!! HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT! SHE ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT???? HE STATES: VOLCANO!! NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS: LET'S READ A REVIEW! AND CONTINUES: "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!! FIVE STARS!!!!" HE EXCLAIMS: IT WORKED!! THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES: POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!! HE ASSENTS: YES

POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES: HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!! HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES: OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS: MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS THE MERCHANT RESPONDS: BEETS?? NEVER HEARD OF THEM! POKEY SAYS: A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS?? I AM IN HELL HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN: MAY I GO BACK?? FOR BEETS WHO REPLIES: NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!! FOREVER! THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM: WHISKEY?? POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU! A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY-- AND CONTINUES: OH NO! THE MAN DELIGHTS: TEE HEE!!

POKEY IS IN HELL yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!! POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

Pirates of the Caribbean

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN??? POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING??? THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!! POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS??? SHE SAYS: I DID HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN??? HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!! POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!! SHE SAYS: OK!!!

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND GREETS HIM: GOOD MORNING POKEY!! HE RESPONDS: HELLO, SMALL CHILD AND CONTINUES: LET'S TOUR THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE MIND SUDDENLY, WE ARE TRANSPORTED INTO THE MIND!!!! THE TWO STARE AT A STRUCTURE THE TWO CONTINUE TO STARE AT A STRUCTURE THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: POKEY IS THAT A TRELLIS OR A TRESTLE??? HE TURNS TO HER AND REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!!

POKEY APPROACHES THE LITTLE GIRL ON A SUNNY DAY!! POKEY SAYS, "HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!" HE CONTINUES, "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??" POKEY DECLARES, "HE'S DEAD!!" AND NOW, THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND...

THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY I WAS STORING SOME JARS OF SAUCE ON OUR SPACE HEATER AND SUDDENLY IT DOES NOT WORK!! POKEY REPLIES: SMALL CHILD, I WILL SOLVE THIS POKEY WHISTLES A JAUNTY TUNE AS HE APPROACHES A VAT THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS HIM: POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HE REPLIES PLEASANTLY: DIPPING MY ARMS IN STRONTIUM-90 THEN HE SAYS: COME HERE!! THE FISSILE MATERIAL WILL KEEP US WARM THEY HAVE A NICE HUG AND THE LITTLE GIRL ANNOUNCES: POKEY I LOVE RADIOISOTOPES!!! POKEY ASKS: DO YOU STILL HAVE SOME SAUCE??? SHE SAYS: YES HE SAYS: WE CAN PUT IT ON TOAST SHE EXCLAIMS: YUM!!! THE END

POKEY AND THE SPACE HEATER yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, THE DEVIL APPEARS BEFORE POKEY!! POKEY GREETS HIM: HELLO THE DEVIL SAYS: PREPARE YOURSELF...TO SEE A CARD TRICK!! POKEY REPLIES: OK!! THE DEVIL WITHDRAWS A PACK OF CARDS AND INSTRUCTS POKEY: PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!! POKEY HOLDS A CARD AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS OUT!! IT'S THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!! THE DEVIL REPLIES: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO-- OKAY LET'S GO ON!! SHUFFLING, THE DEVIL DROPS THE CARDS IN A BIG PILE AND UTTERS: CRUD!! HE DISAPPEARS AS SUDDENLY AS HE APPEARS!!! THE SNOWMAN MR NUTTY STROLLS BY AND POKEY GREETS HIM: HI MR NUTTY!! MR NUTTY REPLIES IN KIND: HEY HEY POKEY!! POKEY TELLS HIM: THE DEVIL CAME BY EARLIER AND SHOWED ME A CARD TRICK!! MR NUTTY INQUIRES: WAS IT A GOOD CARD TRICK?? POKEY TELLS HIM: IT WAS THE GREATEST TRICK!!!

THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey

The Prestige, Chinatown, The Maltese Falcon

I would never.

THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: HOW ARE YOU POKEY??? POKEY REPLIES: I AM ALIVE, LITTLE GIRL!! HE PROCEEDS: I INHALE OXYGEN AND EXHALE DELICIOUS ORGANIC COMPOUNDS THUSLY SHE DEEMS: HOORAY POKEY POKEY OBSERVES: BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY!! AND MULLS: LET US ENJOY THE MANY DAYS TO COME AT LAST, THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS: MAY I HAVE SOME ORGANIC COMPOUNDS POKEY POKEY STATES: YES

BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, POKEY SAYS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: SMALL CHILD, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR WAR!! SHE RESPONDS: I'M READY POKEY!! ARMED WITH WEAPONS, THEY STAND READY! POKEY DECLARES: THE ENEMY IS UNTIDINESS!!! THEY BEGIN TO TIDY UP WITH THEIR WEAPONS!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: MAY I HAVE OTHER ENEMIES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS, BETWEEN FIRING: YOU MAY

THE ENEMY yellow5.com/pokey

It's absolutely vile. One of the worst things I've ever eaten.

POKEY ENGAGES IN A BATTLE WITH SANTA CLAUS!! HIS KUNG FU IS UNDEFEATED AT THE CONCLUSION

POKEY ENTREATS MR. NUTTY TO EXAMINE HIS NEW FIGURINE!! IT IS SANTA, DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY, WHO IS PLAYING A FIDDLE FOR A DOG, WHO IS ALSO DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY!! IT COMMEMORATES HIS RELEASE FROM PRISON!!!

POKEY AND HIS SISTER ARE DECORATING THEIR GIFT-EXCHANGE-DAY TREE WHEN SUDDENLY A MIST BEGINS TO SEEP IN THROUGH A VENT!! THE MIST IS CHANTING: HO HO HO IT'S SANTA!! AS A MIST THE SMALL CHILD, IN A PANIC, NOTICES THAT SHE HAS INHALED SOME POKEY ASSURES HER THEY WILL BEGIN TREATMENT TODAY

Ep. 133 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)

Join me and @murrman5.bsky.social as we listen to @ladybroseph.bsky.social laugh at Brent’s legs.

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maybe i am going insane

Got the last one

Sounds like a blood pressure problem. Especially with salt affecting it.

I tried building a mono-red deck once but I wasn't allowed to play Spitemare or Boros Reckoner so I could only get to 98 cards

That's spelled "Yooka Laylee"

Starcraft 3 but made and written by the original Starcraft team

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

if liking sexy ladies makes me a monster well, bust out your torches and pitchforks. i will not back down on this

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO

POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey