Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

The exact look on everyone's faces. 😑

Hesitantly leaving my classic lit genre & giving into the hype

Sorry, that was already part of morning routine. Maybe tomorrow?

In a conversation with folks where they were discussing their best "Olympic sex events" I jumped in with asking what quantifiable data could even be used to justify an accurate and measurable scoring system and how excel could factor into the analysis portion.

She has to solve the mystery brain disease case(s) first. Can we get a 2 for 1 provincial discount?

I pray the universe protect the 2 gentleman sitting at their respective tables in the coffee shop that will not stop directly staring at me while also glaring at each other. So help me, the bold choice of interrupting me with my book and earphones on will not go the way you intended. Bless 🙏

Everytime I see a new sign of aging and feel my old insecurities bubble up, I quickly realize that the society that conditioned me is run by billionaire pedophiles & they are the only ones who profit.

Just wanna throw this out there… the women that carry the most water for the patriarchy are the first ones to drown, and die of thirst.

Honestly, no idea what I was doing between the grades 3-5.
It wasn't learning the fundamentals, however.

Did everyone else know birds are not mammals?

It looks like it was made with so much love, it's perfect ❤️❤️❤️

I could use a little more whimsy in my life right now. A little razzle dazzle, perhaps.

"Paying your property tax just got easier" - my $98,000 increase disagrees.

Witchy, if you will

I sincerely know if I meet a shark in real life it will sense my love for it and befriend me 😅

A bath laden with lavender and salts to help purify and bring forth clarity.

Tomorrows Blood moon is not for new beginnings, but to close chapters. It is to release what no longer serves us, and to choose carefully what we bring forward. Trust this realignment.
Cleanse. Clarity. Closure. 🕯

The Children Speaking from the Rubble Tell us, what do the living do? Do you dance? Do you make bread with each other? Do you walk in the parks in autumn, smelling the late summer flowers? Is it true that some things get to grow old? What is the world doing now? Are you fighting with sticks and stones? Do you remember us? Do you lie down under the stars and listen to the birds passing overhead, and do you get to feel the little wings of your own wild heart be opened? You have somewhere to go then, don't you? Go. Don't let us keep you. We have names. We are safe. We're at school. We are hiding in our favorite little places, waiting for you to tap us on the shoulders, to tell us it was just a joke, come home now, and the bombs and boots are just a game we're playing, and the bread and milk are waiting on the table, and the moon is new, and the gardens are in blossom. This sentence is the length of one of our shoes. —Joseph Fasano

When will we ever learn?

❤️

Have never heard before, thank you! ❤️

Redheaded witchy mama with an upturned hand filled with cinnamon

While I'm not currently posting on social media, I did want to jump on here with a reminder to blow cinnamon through your front door today, while mentally setting intentions. You can also add a pinch of salt to the mix for protection & to remove negative energy ✨️

while lovely to read, my annual performance review failed to mention "best use of GIF's in the team chats" and now I feel I may be under appreciated

If racing thoughts were an Olympic sport, I would take taken gold

Black pug who is also a baby on a blue checkered bedspread

Just a baby

I am both an intelligent woman and also someone who yells at the TV like the people can hear me while watching Love is Blind

I've had arguably one of the worst weeks & unfortunately, things are only going to get harder before they get better. I feel terrified, alone, and beyond overwhelmed.
But I got up and did all the things today, just like I will get up and do all the things tomorrow.

Lana's new single White feather hawk tail deer hunter was written for lusty, witchy women with daddy issues & this really feels like my time to shine

My favorite part of baseball season is your selfies

Maybe I should watch more sports