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In an insane world the sane person is crazy. Control is an illusion. Chaos is my freind. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

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06.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 13973 πŸ” 4501 πŸ’¬ 641 πŸ“Œ 237

Does this mean Lewandowski now has to bang Mullin?

05.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I've never understood about republicans; they're always going on about all the people who've died protecting our freedoms. But they get really PO'd when we use those same freedoms.

05.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is quizzing people on the Hill on whether or not he should fire Noem.

A lot of them are saying yes.

05.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 3263 πŸ” 449 πŸ’¬ 274 πŸ“Œ 41

I don't see Iran giving in to the US any time soon. IMHO donald has 3 options:
1 Quit bombing & claim victory
2 Keep bombing into a stalemate
3 commit ground forces
All are bad, one is monumentally disastrous.

05.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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A thing I find depressingly fascinating is the number of fully engaged "public intellectuals" who have learned literally nothing from the past 10 years.

04.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 5
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Ted Lieu to Kristi Noem: β€œI just showed you a video with ICE officers at a school drop-off location β€” your refusal to commit to stopping these operations at or near schools & drop-off locations is why you're failing β€” so I'm going to show you this video that encapsulates why you're failing”

04.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 5279 πŸ” 1384 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 46

I guess nobody thought to talk to the Ukranians.

05.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 18111 πŸ” 3610 πŸ’¬ 612 πŸ“Œ 213

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 23612 πŸ” 9330 πŸ’¬ 1240 πŸ“Œ 610
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Great day for a nap.

03.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've been married 25+ years. She figured that one out about 10 years ago.

03.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever seen anybody get away with so much for so long? Karma might be a bitch, but it's a late bitch.

03.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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His rich daddy bought him out of the Vietnam War draft 5 times. In fact, no Trump has ever served our country in the 180 years the Trump family has been in the U.S. (Can ANY other family in the U.S.make that claim? I don’t know of one.) It’s long past time for THIS GENERATION of Trumps to step up.

02.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 15

He drives his mom's rusted out corolla to work every day. The truck nuts are his.

03.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

03.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 11174 πŸ” 3479 πŸ’¬ 615 πŸ“Œ 358

I hate to be late. My wife thinks appointment times are just a suggestion. I bug her to get ready so we can get to the hospital in time. Inevitably, they are running behind and I get the "stink-eye" for the half hour we have to wait.

03.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the β€œemergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...

DHS invoked the β€œnational emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rules for a $220 million taxpayer-funded ad campaign, which has secretly benefited a firm with ties to Kristi Noem.

(Published Nov. 2025)

03.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2389 πŸ” 1188 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 96
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Bubba-Ho-Tep, the most underrated movie of all time. Find it, watch it, love it!!!

03.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The latest addition to this saga is that the White House has said that 6'9" Barron Trump is "too tall to serve in the military." That's evidently their modern equivalent of Trump's bogus bone spurs story. David Robinson is 7' tall and put his lucrative NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy.

03.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2452 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 28
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BREAKING: Local Person Solves Middle East With Canva Pro.

03.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 2154 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 26

I tend to post more while sitting in hospital waiting rooms.

02.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My thoughts on Fox News Sunday after the first 24 hours of war with Iran: This is a war of choice. We all want a free and democratic Iran. But overthrowing authoritarian leaders with force has not historically led to democratic, pro-U.S. governments rising in their place.

01.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1063 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 21
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The spice must flow.

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is actually a pretty good summary of where we’re at, and how we got here.

02.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2794 πŸ” 1163 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 63

I I don't know but when you think it can't get any more depraved it inevitably does.

02.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does Bibi have the complete Epstein Files? Did he threatan to leak them if donald didn't attack Iran?

02.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0