Foofer

Sorry you're having insomnia. It's not fun.

Bane appears to be seconds away from turning into CatHulk.

Tarantino made accusations of bad acting and ripoffs and for him to do either is very pot kettle black.

Paul Dano was called the weakest actor in SAG by the weakest actor in SAG.

The day cracks open with a threat
I freeze before I proceed
The only miracles I'll get
Are the ones I will not need

#vssdaily #Miracle #Poetry

Bane: "It's not that I'm angry, Scott. I'm just disappointed."

Gripping the bluff's edge
With toes and plunging mettle
Waiting for a shift

#Poetry #Senryu #Haiku

I can't stand feeling hot
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it

It's good to have some form of control in all this insane hoohaw.

If I were a drug addict, while that would be bad, I imagine I would have amazing stories about great danger and intrigue.

But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."

I did that in 2004 after many Democrats were bellyaching about the Janet Jackson "big game" halftime wardrobe malfunction and wanted indecency fines increased. It didn't make any difference but I felt better.

Ate myself into a coma
So off to bed I did roam-a
The chips and the fishes
Were oh so delicious
I'm deep in food catatonia

#Limerick #Poetry

Chihuahua paradise

I'm insane. No punchline or anything - just stating a fact.

A cat lays on her back with her head wedged in a corner, staring in the middle distance, and she wonders - Is this my life forever now...

Every day.

"Daddy? Could you turn the rain off, please?"

Gawd, I love Charo.

Love you, George - with all the fibers of my being and whatnot

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Chihuahuas are famous for their rage naps.

Poperratic live in NYC! RSVP for hand-numbered exclusives + soundboard album from show. Can’t attend? You can still RSVP wherever you are to support Poperratic — you'll get the album & I’ll donate your ticket locally. Here’s the flyer.
#Rock #LiveMusic #MusicSky #BlackSky #IndependentMusic

"I'm Steve and I approve this message and my devastating handsomeness."

Dot dash, dot dot dash
No, wait I got that bit wrong
I'll have to re-morse
#haiku

The #vssdaily #prompt for 10/2/25 was #remorse

Excellent news!

The werewolves in your area are gorgeous!

Now I want some challah

Indeed