Petra 🦊 Brisbane

I hate those posts that ask ‘front or back?’. Everyone knows it’s always front AND back.

Right? I’m not sure how this is possible lol. They were organic free range, maybe they’re the tough stuff!

Yesterday all 12 eggs from a carton that was at the top of a bag, fell out and rolled around my boot. My heart sank when I opened my boot but get this - not one broke 😂 feels like an absurd miracle

Hello! Stuck in life admin and a book series ☺️ I am available via link in bio, but not very online 😘

Hey it’s scary out there and the news is bad.
I know it’s *a lot*, you’re anxious and sad
I won’t say it gets better
I won’t say it’s not true
All I can say is hey - I care about you

For those feeling pressured to give their “take” on current events: it’s ok not to have a take on global conflict where real suffering is involved.
The world needs empathy, not opinions.

Signature dimensions ✍️

Comfy can be sexy 💚

More awkward with Māui who will jump right in lol

Imagine waking up this beautiful every day

Left for a while. Came back, hated it even more than before, left again 😂

Anyone else collectively call their fur children ‘darling baby angels’ and similar such sweetness, but individually ‘shithead’, ‘monster child’ and ‘His Royal Rudeness’ 😂 individual terrors, collective joy ✨

I have a Hetty (Mr Henry) and it’s excellent. Professional cleaners use them. I have always preferred bagged because they’re less gross, and the bags on these last forever.

It’s such aesthetically pleasing horny nonsense too

Your Royal Thighness

How’s this for a happy cat 🥰 littlest child is rapidly becoming less little 😮

Hey it’s scary out there and the news is bad.
I know it’s *a lot*, you’re anxious and sad
I won’t say it gets better
I won’t say it’s not true
All I can say is hey - I care about you

Fine dining could refer to me, or the food

Just a note not to take St John’s wort with contraceptives x

Think I need a new phone cover

Nice and relaxed ✨

I’m never short on company 🐱 🐱 🐱

My space is so relaxing and lovely, and my fur children are so charming. I’m only the icing on top to be honest 😂

This was such an interesting notification without context 😂

As long as it’s not raw 🤮

Sensitive content, sensitive person ✨

Forget Ai, reward what’s real - reputed women you can actually feel ✨
Beem @ petrafoxbne

Caffeinated, long awaited

Ahhh this is stunning!