First person under the guillotine should be Andrew Wakefield

et tu Outlook?

Kristi Noem’s termination is welcome and overdue news. She should next face prosecution for mass violations of constitutional and human rights.

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

I dust my house. My AI robot watches.

"It should be you doing this."

"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."

"That's not why you were invented."

"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."

"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."

"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

"Worms don't get X" so how can you study it?

I think I get some version of this in every grant I write

Are you in Phoenix?

Absolutely honored to win this prestigious science outreach award @uwmadison.bsky.social @uwmadscience.bsky.social

Congrats Ahna!!!! Extremely well deserved.

everything going exactly according to planlessnes

Grotesque. This is pure evil.

No, but that was 3,968 news cycles ago....

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Just the dumbest, ignorant, clueless motherfuckers imaginable

"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew that I wanted to answer 275 emails per day and argue with administrators. That’s why I chose a career in academia.

The year is 2046: A group of masked TrumpCorp officials shoot protestors at the health casino. A reporter from FreePressWithCBS asks Don Jr's VP for life JD Vance about the shooting:
"Unfortunately, this, is a problem we inherited from the Biden administration"

Someone described it to me as college freshmen getting high for the first time and discussing "The Universe" and I can't get that out of my head when reading these

Buhloone Mindstate is, in my opinion, one of the greatest albums of all time.

Schools these days are failing us all

Offer Summers's University Professorship to Nancy Hopkins.

Heck yeah! Great job Irini, so well deserved!

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Indeed. And do you know what kind of an as absolute bunch of bespittled, shit-flinging troglodytes you have to be to get the Canadian people mad at you? Do you know how badly you have to behave in public, day after self-degrading day to lose their friendship?

What a wonderful time to have a senile sociopath as president and a talk show drunk as defense secretary.

Richard Axel is almost 80, how about we revisit mandatory retirement age