Need to update on the Epstein files.

Also, Epstein.

I’m assuming that starting a war with Iran is to find more Epstein files over there. Really thorough, no-stone-unturned shit. America, at its very best, really digging for through truth.

This.

He should check the Epstein files for better material.

For the present other matters press, and the best we can do now for the head, is to pray heaven the tackles may hold.

If I had tits, they’d be out.

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom

you: you DO have kids

me: WHAT

Epstein

go to sea as a passenger

If remote science was pseudoscience we would just call it "remote pseudoscience" or "is your omniscient book mind of baby names in the room with us right now"

And many of these motherfuckers have kids. They look their children in the eyes when they tuck them in at night and do nothing. One day those kids will find out and they will deserve a thousand times more shame than their dead souls can ever muster.

Re Epstein: Forget, for a moment, who’s involved. Imagine that there is *strong* evidence of people f*cking children. Then imagine that not only do almost *all* house/senate republicans do jack shit, but they are *actively* trying to make sure no one else does either.

Just imagine the vileness.

waking up to another marvelous day of ahhh fuck

I keep a bookmark on my headboard as memorabilia

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Epstein.

Spoiler alert.

That which doesn’t kill me is okay in my book.

And he’s a cuck to Israel.

The Epstein files are even worse than we expected, I see.

Remember that Friday night when you heard Paul McCartney singing Let It Be and you hadn’t heard it in like 100 years and you were like wtf Paul a little heads up next time

gonna go wish upon a star that everything stops being awful, brb

I’m not sure what people expect/expected from their testimony. This is all performance by the ‘GOP’ and is nowhere near the center of what matters. If the Clintons know or knew or obfuscated, send them to prison, too. But this is bullshit and they know it’s bullshit and it’s all so exhausting.

Racheal Bade is garbage.

Alcohol, for me, is incredibly enjoyable but obviously do *not* like what it does to livers so I stopped a few years ago.

It’s fucking poison.

The front page as of 20 mins ago

Everything I know about ticket scalping I learned from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

What's the rule for finding a lucky rule in the street, find a rule and pick it up and a superstition with structure might be okay since free superstition is just bossy jazz