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@yazobazo

Bi/Pan, enby, trans-curious dweeb. (they/them). Just another dork tryin to vibe through the endless dark of our current time.

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whether they are aware of this pathological condition varies from conservative to conservative, but they all crave subservience to a higher power, bet it a President, King, Emperor, or God.

07.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because all conservatives secretly yearn to be ruled by an absolute authority that will tell them what to do. They are fundamentally weak losers who fear the responsibilities that come with having agency over one's own life.

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how effective it'll be, but I reported that it violated a rule not listed, and also slagged them off for how hard it is to report when an Etsy seller is selling stolen art.

07.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I propose a new law:

Anyone who expresses support for an offensive war shall immediately be drafted to fight in it. No exceptions and no exemptions for any reason, including disability or service as a government official in any office. Presidents and congressmen shall fight in any war they start.

06.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 5945 πŸ” 1486 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 5

He also insists he must have access to the contestants changing rooms, and may come by as they are getting ready for the swimsuit part of the competition.

05.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Aw yeah! That’s my kind of love language

05.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love stories like that.

One of my friends at school said The Descent was garbage when they saw it in theaters, so I avoided it. Couple months later, I saw it on my brother's shelf, so I decided to watch it, and I was convinced then my friend was insane.

04.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Making Your Way Home
Making Your Way Home YouTube video by Release - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtfZ...

This music and the entire section accompanying it is my favorite thing ever done in a horror game.

I was in actual awe at how much the final act of the sequel to EW1 of all things got under my skin and made me feel many feels.

03.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will say this: while playing RE9 I have found myself thinking about EW2 quite a bit.

I wouldn't say I think RE9 matches EW2 in terms of being a brilliant, crushing (yet ultimately hopeful) metaphor about trauma and the things it steals from us, but RE9 is pretty darn good.

Leon is big sexy.

03.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So we’re gonna steal Iranβ€˜s oil and sell it in the open market and place billions in a slush fund in Qatar to be controlled by Trump

02.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Every time you see a Polymarket surge and someone makes bank on a conflict that was not public knowledge at the time the bet was placed, know that the administration is selling lives for cash.

02.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s pathetic how gaslit the American public is about how this administration operates…
Absolutely, historically pathetic.
How fucking underserved is the US population understanding what is being done in their name… and who DIRECTLY profits from it.

Oligarchs need to get the fuck out of news media.

02.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
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U.S. politicians are subhuman vermin.

01.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1802 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 61

FUCKING DO SOMETHING, OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!?!?

28.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16431 πŸ” 5093 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103

It honestly sickens me how horrible they are at being good Christians.

They truffle their own farts so long and deeply, that they actually believe THEY get to play a role in when a biblical event takes place.

28.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think in retrospect spending a 150 billion to hire every wife beater in the country, arm them heavily, and deputize them into an extrajudicial militia was probably a bad idea

27.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 2371 πŸ” 513 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 22
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fell for it again award

28.02.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 8891 πŸ” 1683 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 55

There is no reason to immediately invalidate an entire group's licenses other than to be cruel. There is no possible argument, even from their warped perspective, for it being in the interest of public good to not even give people advanced warning.

Just unapologetically evil.

26.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 9

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 12900 πŸ” 4774 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 108

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

26.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 12081 πŸ” 3492 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 39

America's foremost sleep paralysis demon Libs of TikTok tried to go after Kat for being Extremely Coolβ„’ at the debate last night and nobody seems to have cared outside of Twitter. A dying snitch website with no juice.

26.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 7220 πŸ” 505 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 22

Trump's speech didn't go over 2 hours after reports just before saying he would, so congrats to the White House losers who made money on the betting markets.

(this is why betting on everything is fucking stupid)

25.02.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

I like your cozy video game takes, but could you clarify your position on every controversial topic both contemporary and from days past AND explain why you don’t deserve the guillotine for those positions?

25.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really having trouble getting past the rage I feel thinking about the same people who use women’s sports as a political cudgel against trans folks also using them as the punchline for their jokes.

24.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1100 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 10

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

24.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6292 πŸ” 980 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 49
Bulbasaur says "trans rights"

Bulbasaur says "trans rights"

gm

24.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 35636 πŸ” 10543 πŸ’¬ 778 πŸ“Œ 591
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Dear Kristi Noem: you’re tracking down ICE critics? I’m one of them | Robert Reich The homeland security department is reportedly seeking information on critical social media accounts. Look no further

Dear Kristi Noem: you’re tracking down ICE critics? I’m one of them
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/19/kristi-noem-ice-google-meta

20.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 5487 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 314 πŸ“Œ 102

It's basically required anti-fascist viewing for the times. It so effectively communicates through its story and its visuals why fascism is the devil's taint hair, and why we have to keep hope and the fight alive for a better tomorrow. And it does that in a friggin' Star Wars show.

20.02.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0