Chairman Goa Tse-tung

or the gen z choice, khymeyney

we have a lineup: khemeini, khumeini, or khimeini

i bet i know what his name's gonna be

i suppose not everyone can marry the cream of the crop

sorry to hear you're going through this. i hope you can recover

reminds me of when you fight the first Chaos Space Marine in Rogue Trader and he's the kind of terrifying death nightmare they are in the fiction but can't be in the strategy games or they'd be too overpowered

some of these people are just evil and not actually stupid, it's an act, but tubes and markwayne are genuinely just fucking idiots. there are smarter chimpanzees

tommy tubes excited about getting the official Senate Dipshit Chair back

mullin is the stupidest person in the federal government and i feel comfortable making that statement despite how big it is

krewe of manischewitz

i love the old japan politics of the villain of SAC season one being a mid-level bureaucratic agency

your time is up, department of agriculture

if he got a stupid tattoo while blind drunk and then sobered up and said oh shit that motherfucker gave me a SS tattoo goddamnit and then got it covered, no one would care

however,

the amount of lying people in political media are willing to do to carry water for this guy

like literally looking at a totenkopf tattoo and saying "that's just a cool skull it doesn't look like a totenkopf". what the fuck are you talking about. you're either fucking stupid as shit or lying

who up unleashing they chiangs

also congratulations to everyone in korea on becoming a millionaire

but she's a virgin tho

the suez and panama canals could be argued to be the ultimate one more lane

he said to me, tears in his eyes, he said sir, drink this mercury, sir, it will give you immortality, and i drank the mercury, and the doctors said sir, don't do that, it's not good, but bobby, bobby said the mercury is high protein and cures autism, we don't want the autism, very bad, the mercury

this is very funny as someone with no idea about football and only aware of what OL means in the Japanese context

the ayatollah of rock and rollah

oh yeah it's this one if he were still with us

ayatollah eric

weirdest @jav.scd.lol entry yet

mine's watching a space shuttle launch from my grandma's porch. in ohio

i have an extremely clear childhood memory of something i 100% know did not happen and maybe if more people had one of those they'd be more suspicious of their own memory

i was a bernie fan well before him becoming A Whole Thing but no memory of how i learned about him

he showed up regularly on the daily show iirc

sneaking in to add aurelian and belisarius to the list

lotta people have never updated their brains since the early 90s

"beer in america is shit" is a good shibboleth for someone to ignore in that area

lol that thread. br*tish person claiming she went to multiple US supermarkets and never saw a vegetable in them

you do not have to lie to make the US look bad, guys

i dunno this person says "i mean" every five seconds so probably the brain of a sea sponge

or got on one of the time machine planes from the US in 1992