Brandalf the Blonde

Just Sunday things.

Ahhh hello! I am doing lol

I will kiss you in the morning and before you shut your eyes. I will hold you when you're laughing,even closer when you cry, and every dream you ever dream, I'll do my best to help come true. 'Cause love is a thing you do.

I notice I haven't posted since March of last year. Dad passed that April. My heart's still fully broken and I don't think it will ever be repaired.

Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.

Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.

Ran out of space on my phone and haven't had this app in awhile.

Here's my goopy eye.

Hi.

But they're never so blue as when I let them cry.

Who wants to experience my life? Let's game.

Been a terrible six weeks with a very sick father, I've missed you all.

Still very critical.

But, I have played my first game of Fortnite. The nephew convinced me.

Be my friend, add "xb0tatOchipx"

And use code XB0SHI3X for your forks and knives needs in game!

Oh yeah, after 3 (almost) years, as a foster milf... I got promoted. Officially adopted. ❤️

Extra as hell as a mom, but I did not adopt my Frost Giant to give him a lame ass boring life.

I have no idea how to fix anything haha.

No idea lol. I only had like two seconds to try it. So it was low effort.

Behold! My first 3D print. Isn't she beautiful?! She is clearly the most majestic cat in all the land.

All about thriftmas this year, cause I'm broke af. Thrifted some cute glasses from goodwill to make candles that smell like a lovely vanilla caramel coffee. Bonus, when you're done with your candles, cute glasses! 25cents each.

It's amazing.

If you need me, I'll be watching my seasonal comfort movie (Love Actually), pretending I don't exist.

I am equally bad.

I miss you 😭😭😭😭

Likewise ❤️

I appreciate that!

Goodnight, Blue Sky, I hope your dreams are sweet.

P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.

I promise to try to be more active. Just been hard.

So, uh, GenZ baddies... How are we supposed to hide our massive foreheads if our hair isn't defying physics and is parted down the middle?

I got into the Nightingale beta and I haven't been able to play, send help. 😭

Found my Jack hat, feeling cute. 🎃

If Columbus was wrong, I'd drive straight off the edge...

Phone lost a battle with a cooler of ice water, miss me?

Works been trying to kill me. I definitely needed a break!

Took some much needed me time to see The Used and Sleeping With Sirens.

IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!

If I am MIA it's cause I have 76 hours this week and I am barely functioning.