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Tea drinker, titterpig, teacher. Oh, and idiot.

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"this is a new thing we have made"

No, it's an old thing that you've given a different name to in the hope that no one notices your grifting.

24.02.2026 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was introduced to "meal prepping" videos. It seems Influencers (is that right?) are going big on food prepping and ideas thereof...

YOU'RE MAKING A FUCKING PACKED LUNCH!

Don't think a fancy new word or phrase, like middle management wankers the world over, makes it edgy.

IT'S A PACKED LUNCH!

24.02.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm surprised they wrote a hit musical about Diddy David Hamilton #totp

23.01.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We missed one return by a couple of minutes and they weren't bothered as they said the train was delayed a bit ๐Ÿ˜

10.01.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the NS advance tickets being slots rather than individual trains was a revelation.

10.01.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't use OV app, a few people said it was a hot mess, hopefully they've improved it. Might be why I couldn't use cards to tap, but using a phone was fine.

10.01.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you haven't found it already, 9292 is good at planning journeys and but crap at anything else.
NS app rocks, as do the cheap advanced tickets.

10.01.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perfect album 90s that isn't blah blah (would never have named them anyway)...

Don't take my word for this one, go listen to it.

28.12.2025 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first of these I can absolutely get behind.

*That opening bit, though. I'd never have considered any of those bands anyway (I know you copied it, no blame attributed)

28.12.2025 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This evening's office comes courtesy of having attended a university attached to a cathedral.

Carols at the Minster.

09.12.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plenty of possible witnesses to the foul deeds.
Well, at least their somehow-still-living heads

07.12.2025 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prompting the thing Runequest is most famously known for:

Everyone arguing as to why their character is definitely NOT the closest to the person who fumbled a combat roll.

23.11.2025 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the only fumble of the night, folks.

Not even the only 100 of the night.

Not even Jim's only fumble of the night...

23.11.2025 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Bacofoil (deceased) on vocals

17.10.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can keep them in your cheek pouches for later.

10.10.2025 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The anti-rooney

04.10.2025 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ellen White is bloody brilliant.

04.10.2025 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well that all worked out alright in the end for us @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social @tashmakesstuff.bsky.social @bishybarnaby.bsky.social

27.09.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching The Hundred (is it cricket?)

Any player with a mullet should be 5 penalty runs, and another 5 if they have a stupid 'tache.

It was a shit haircut back in the day, it has not improved.

16.08.2025 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"shall we have a go at it now, sir?"

03.08.2025 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a police uniform is standing in front of a woman in a room and saying `` good moaning '' . ALT: a man in a police uniform is standing in front of a woman in a room and saying `` good moaning '' .
22.07.2025 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does she have to be dead?
Will "annoying and a bit racist" count?

11.07.2025 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid technology

09.07.2025 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got lost in the setting, wonderfully written.

You're going to run it, you say...?

09.07.2025 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet their tea was rubbish ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.07.2025 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've spelt TOR wrong

03.07.2025 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You need a recognised spinner.

*Digs around in garage for dusty kit bag...

02.07.2025 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Middle stump removed for gentlemen.

One for the kids, there.

02.07.2025 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not filling in the RIDDOR forms after what happened at the end.

29.06.2025 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.06.2025 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0