ANTIFA 1776

Ancient coupling may have happened more between human females and Neanderthal males Ancient linkups may have happened more frequently between female humans and male Neanderthals, according to an new genetic analysis.

The article doesn't say it but I will-

ITS LIKELY THE WOMEN WERE UNWILLING PARTICIPANTS

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How much icing is too much right before you lay down to sleep?

Does anyone else fast forward through the sex scenes in Bridgerton?

5TH GRADE CULTURE UPDATE -

Needoh is so hot right now.
No store has it stocked. There is a run on Needoh. I repeat. There is a run on Needoh.

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Different shopping philosophies...

Two girls spent all their money at two stores on more expensive items.
The other two girls spent their money at multiple stores on less expensive items.

I bought an outfit that four 11 year old girls said was "super cute."

This makes my day thank you for being a brother.

Follow along as I take four 11 year old girls to the mall...

On the drive I learned from them that a girl's school was bombed in Iran. They blame Trump. They worried aloud about it happening to them.

Perfect

Duh

If you are desperately trying to hold on to something good, and would like to remember what it was like to laugh and enjoy the company of friends, you could do a lot worse than putting these folks in your ears for an hour or so.

Cathy woulda cleaned up if she had any self esteem

Every week we would hope that Cathy would be trying on a swimsuit

And most weeks we were disappointed

But some weeks we weren't

If you're a disgusting pervert you have to distract from your disgusting pervertedness. Bomb your enemies. Kills us all. Degrade our memory and enslave our ancestors... you're still disgusting perverts.

I love violent peace

I was asked what my biggest pet peeve was tonight in front of my family. I said "emotional pussies."

Honestly I am embarrassed that in both my Facebook profile and cover photo am wearing two different sweaters over my shoulders.

NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE NAKED GUN
-everything okay?
-no ppe
-field guide
-nano second
-Dragon pipe
-explanation point
-Duncan egg
-quiz, medals and ratings

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The Naked Gun (2025)

IT IS MY KID'S BIRTHDAY
She loves @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
and she has excellent taste.

We watched The Naked Gun, it was great.

Join

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Detective @murrman5.bsky.social
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1 share = happy bday

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Bill Clinton on email

Dear Jeffrey,

It grinds my gears when adults act like kids can't understand that people are different.

Being around gay people doesn't make you gay.
Being around religious people won't make you religious.
Being around me won't make you beautiful.

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My kid's teacher is Muslim and it's Ramadan so he's fasting.

He prepped them by explaining the whole thing and warning them that he may be crankier.

I ate lunch w them today and I brought ice cream sandwiches and offered him one and the kids yelled HE CANT EAT IT!

I'd probably be more enthusiastic about AI if everyone involved weren't just the dumbest guys?

This guy gets it.

I'm high on life.

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Many straight people do not know that they are half gay.

This occurs when your biological mother or father are gay.

A straight person who is full gay occurs when both the biological mother and the biological father are gay.

Many gay people are half straight or full straight.

"The woman who directly named Trump in her abuse allegation claimed that around 1983, when she was around 13 yrs old, Epstein introduced her to Trump who subsequently forced her head down to his exposed penis which she subsequently bit. In response, Trump punched her in the head and kicked her out."

It occurred to me that if Chris Farley was still alive, he might have voted for Trump three times. We just don't know.

I'm so glad I'm not a hateful asshole. Can you imagine

NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ BOB’S BURGERS MOVIE
-French bread
-purse dog
-four emails
-never been smarter
-five emails
-girl Nate
-two separate sharpening systems
-quiz, medals and ratings

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