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Evan Zasoski

@codenameevan

I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.

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Looks like the sort of thing a cocky genius would do in a movie. Must signify genius in real life.

10.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon? Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

10.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The devil take you, Chris!

09.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
>>> exit;
Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit

>>> exit; Use exit() or Ctrl-D (i.e. EOF) to exit

FUCK YOU, PYTHON

09.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

May their bunions howl into the darkest corners of the night and deny them all rest and succor.

09.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree. Without meaningful feedback everyone can just promise the moon and tension ratchets until something gives and you end up with Donald Trump currently ordering the moon to fall from the sky.

08.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My theory on Ted Lasso is that season 1 worked because it made you believe this insane premise was happening because all these people happened to meet at a particular crisis / inflection point in their lives. Then season 2 comes along and it’s like β€œyou can’t just all stay in crisis all the time.”

07.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like there’s a surprise execution joke in here somewhere, too.

06.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a big proponent of the "if it would be rude for a stranger to say it to you at a party, it's a blockable offense" line on the matter.

26.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noemi’s gonna need to make a new explainer video.

22.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once drove overnight with my grandfather smoking in a closed car. I remember how much it burned my lungs. I was six.

21.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So how big was the excel mistake that you caught this morning?

18.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saving this for later meme-ing purposes.

17.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to totally write this off as an effort, but honestly I don’t think I would call this a viable proof of concept, which I think would be an entire coherent short film with prompt history shared as well. As it stands it can’t even show me a twelve second clip without visible jank.

16.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Columbus seems to have been one of those guys who’s so uniquely evil, you kinda wonder if things might have played out differently if literally anybody else had been in his place.

15.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard says i ain t your buddy pal i ain t your pal friend .. ALT: a man with a beard says i ain t your buddy pal i ain t your pal friend ..
07.02.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with the words hey friendo written on it Alt: Anton Chigurh about to murder you saying β€œHey, friendo.”
07.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sneckdown -down -down -down

05.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was weird realizing that my grandmother met the UN's definition of a child bride.

02.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh… ya know.

02.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That motherfucker’s gonna try and knock down the Kennedy Center.

02.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a nerd of a certain age, it does feel good to be able to uncomplicatedly despise Bill Gates again.

31.01.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many keyboards lost that day…

28.01.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a panda bear is standing next to a desk in an office while people are sitting at desks . Alt: Panda breaks a keyboard

Pictured: Greg c.2010

28.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee "waking me up" is 100% a function of its place in my morning routine rather than caffeine really being that strong of a stimulant.

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Loses Mandate of Heaven

23.01.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prohibition makes a lot more sense when you hear how much Americans drank back then.

23.01.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@wardsutton.bsky.social

22.01.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
A school photo of Liam Conejo Ramos.

A school photo of Liam Conejo Ramos.

A photo of Liam outside wearing a hat and a backpack. Someone is holding him by his backpack.

A photo of Liam outside wearing a hat and a backpack. Someone is holding him by his backpack.

In Minneapolis, ICE arrested a 5-year-old coming home from preschool and tried to use him as human bait.

His teacher describes him as β€œa bright young student.”

These monsters are sick.

22.01.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 18

Rereading Lord of the Rings, and I just got to the Scouring of the Shire, and I really quite like that not one of the four main hobbits think of the situation as anything other than a giant goddamn pain in their asses.

22.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0