Phirmth

i was trying to pay for lagomorphic knee and ankle surgery bc it helps me bounce on it better and then mastercard canceled my card and threw a brick through my window

I wrote about Death of a Wish when it originally released. Consider reading and then buy the game if you want some cathartic violence

indiehellzone.com/2024/03/06/d...

I WILL keep screaming about how you should play this game

Death of a Wish turns two years old today, and to commemorate that, we're reducing the price by 25%, I hope this allows more people to experience and appreciate it!

Huh!

Only if he says “going into all-range mode!” EVERY single time

Dr. Girlfriend

Fighting games after the patch drops

damn, vampires got some insane buffs this patch

It’s been two years since Death of a Wish’s release. Thank you to everyone who’s played and supported us these past few years!

We are introducing a price cut for the game to $14.99 (or your local equivalent) on Steam and itch. More info here store.steampowered.com/news/app/230...

Wii Shop Wednesday (Jersey Club Remix)

In the cuck chair like “super mario rpg…
Sonic the hedgehog, donkey kong 3…”

Official Phucko sex playlist:
Raveena
Marvin Gaye
Tove Lo
Black Dresses
Ginuwine
Phirmth Octodad Playthrough

REST UP DRINK SOOP

The Buff Patch Nerf Adapt shirt is honestly one of the few things left I can fully, unambiguously believe in anymore

Yeah I think she just had a POWERFUL crush on Leonardo DiCaprio

Super sad considering by now she’s like, a decade too old for him

One of the more insane girls in my college theatre department was obsessed with this boring-ass shitty book and it’s only made me dislike it more

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

I’m always saying this

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

We gotta be meaner to everyone anti-porn

We seriously need more games like this that are explicitly about getting together with your queer friends and leading a violent uprising against christian fascism

Happy one year anniversary to Death of a Wish

Edited image of Ol' Gil from the Simpsons with the Discover card logo

"Look I'm telling ya, everyone is upset at Visa and Mastercard, but you know who will let you buy that porn game? Good ol' Discover! We won't judge ya! Please say you'll use us, I'm begging ya. My wife already took the kids, I need this!"

We need to just abolish payment processors entirely at this point, or else I feel like this shit’s going to keep happening and it’s only going to get stupider. Have you SEEN what some idiots will get mad about (and forget about the block button)?

5 years til there’s a push to ban zutara fanfic

Gonna throw out a spicy grenade to keep the rent low and say that if any of this is something that makes you say "well, that's understandable", then you're pro-censorship and doing the work of fascists.

Also don't even try to debate me on any aspect of this.

I literally could not care less if you have any kind of a "Yes but-" argument.

Carter's Quest Act 2 (coming soon...)