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@trapdoorspider

hi it’s me MATT exploded yesterday he/him lesbian peer-reviewed supersoldier. I like space travel, behavioral ecology, and architecture. favorite plane is the CLOUDED LEOPARD. favorite animal is the SR-71 Blackbird

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you Can take it with you

05.03.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and as for you, kitten; my advice would be to don’t worry about it

03.03.2026 23:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

let’s go out to the woods and fedpost where no one can hear us

03.03.2026 02:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also aspire to do shit at the south pole I Understand you. astronomy is very cool I’m a big planet fan

02.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that’s breakfast sophie

02.03.2026 04:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

life could also be anguish, torment, etc. but if you stick around long enough maybe they’ll develop exciting new technologies

02.03.2026 00:48 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

life could be dream. life could be more dream than you could ever possibly imagine

01.03.2026 22:02 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

“sex” is a dish best served, sexually…

01.03.2026 05:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mouse bites

26.02.2026 06:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@priestofbone.bsky.social see

25.02.2026 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my cat has hobbies which include making a variety of noises. personally I like to read books and things. it’s healthy to have friends with different interests

25.02.2026 20:26 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

but I respect your opinion friend cecily

25.02.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shadow the hedge hog has a gun

25.02.2026 19:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

why isn’t shadow your favorite hedgehog

25.02.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am in the middle of carrying a bazel build about to close it out, and my bra-less husband brings me a sandwich (asked for) with chips as I get a build failure.

So how is your day going?

23.02.2026 20:32 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
picture of me which is poorly cropped. I am wearing a propeller hat

picture of me which is poorly cropped. I am wearing a propeller hat

whimsically

23.02.2026 20:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.02.2026 00:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thanks alex!

23.02.2026 00:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if there is one institution of our present day that should survive for one thousand years and nothing else, I can only hope it will be the venerable “electronic mail” protocol

22.02.2026 21:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

EMAIL-RELATED DISTRESS CANCELED!! EVERYTHING’S GONNA ROCK FOREVER!!!!!

22.02.2026 21:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
22.02.2026 00:50 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

lowkey haunted by visions of emails

22.02.2026 00:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you have lived an illustrious life. may none recall it

21.02.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this post had a tight launch window there was nothing we could do

21.02.2026 10:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

necrophilia: “too woke” or “not woke enough”?

21.02.2026 09:57 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

killed my handler because I got bored. any shadowy paramilitary organizations hiring rn?

20.02.2026 22:05 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

telling people “I’m sorry, something’s come up, I have to go” in the middle of a conversation without checking my phone or anything

20.02.2026 20:27 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

in at least some sense of the word, I am a catgirl

20.02.2026 19:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

liking shows and games and stuff isn’t a personality trait but hating them totally is. so no matter what anyone tells you, don’t give up

20.02.2026 05:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do NOT make any critical decisions about your life before 2am

19.02.2026 21:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0