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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)

@lowellschool

Author of “Nightmare Autopsis: A Return to Elm Street.” Writer at @macabredaily & @lowellschool on IG. Pupfather of 2, husband, nerd

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I just want Roberto Benigni to follow me around and make funny faces

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 17:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s actually glorious.

05.03.2026 03:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no, the reverse drive-by? Deadly.

02.03.2026 05:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The new Joyce Manor album is just…

02.03.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

28.02.2026 20:08 👍 115 🔁 22 💬 7 📌 0

It’s just Iraq ‘03 again. Yes, THEIR evil empire needed to go, but OUR evil empire just wants to pillage. I’m having a drink.

28.02.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it’s who I think it is, I wish they’d just take a nap, do some yoga and just…go away.

28.02.2026 17:39 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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26.02.2026 15:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta warn you though, I’ve got TAKES 😬

26.02.2026 15:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for reading it! I’m clearly late to the party, but if you ever need a guest, let me know 😁

26.02.2026 15:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wes Craven at the height of his powers is much like Wu Tang: nothing to in fact, f*ck with.

26.02.2026 04:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
26.02.2026 04:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just got my copy of Chain Reactions in the mail. She always knows what she’s talking about and I can’t wait for the new doc.

26.02.2026 04:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real friendships will survive “Scream 7”

26.02.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stress level: the films of Cameron Crowe are having no effect. Time to pet some dogs.

21.02.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a great day, but I’m not carrying it with me. Starting now…okay, NOW…nnnnnow…

21.02.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just don’t care if you watch a movie or not

20.02.2026 13:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bud Cort AND James Van Der Beek? Tough day for the romantics

11.02.2026 19:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Food poisoning sucks. Zero stars.

03.02.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be great if my immune system doesn’t give up in the next few days 🤞🤞

03.02.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And yes this is another podcast I’ve been listening to for years. I’m very lucky.

03.02.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m on another podcast!

03.02.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I mean I’m sure it can be used to help people understand the insidious depths of 21st century propaganda, but maybe that’s wishful thinking.

31.01.2026 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love that score

31.01.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God bless the professors who are watching “Melania” to see if they can teach it along with “Triumph of the Will.”

31.01.2026 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This doesn’t seem great

30.01.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Her bench ran DEEP. Not just our go-tos of Tim Burton and Christopher Guest movies. In the long run this might as devastating as Robin Williams. Just an enormous loss 2/2

30.01.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think we’re prepared to acknowledge just HOW deep Catherine O’Hara was part of may of our childhoods. For all the movies we wistfully recall when hearing of her passing, you know months from now we’ll remember she was in something else and lose it all over again 1/2

30.01.2026 20:31 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0