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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like

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some are saying this is the wrongest anyone has ever been

06.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goddamn, we're doing the entire bush administration in two months

06.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Browns sighing in relief that there's another awful QB contract for people to focus on

06.03.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

72 degrees? On March 6? In this economy?

06.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without reading this, let me guess: it's some shit about trans people and the word latinx

06.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's body dysmorphia, but only for Nazi tattoos

06.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING:

The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.

They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.

DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

06.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5202 ๐Ÿ” 2320 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190 ๐Ÿ“Œ 206

I just think I'd be cooler if I knew how to throw little knives at targets, is all I'm saying

06.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toting my printer using a traditional carry

06.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen, many may think that an economy where every basic good is more expensive and we're in multiple wars people hate while the government occupies cities are "bad" for the party in power, but have you considered that Bluesky is annoying sometimes

06.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now do this in the airport, too

06.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you get an improv response you weren't ready for

05.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

opening the ravioli to discover the fifth dimension

05.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're going to find out Kristi Noem got fired because she said McDonald's Filet O Fish was gross

05.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does swarovski make pillows?

05.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

were they not allowed to bring cell phones into this Noem presser?

05.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

he's gonna start calling ICE agents "Mullin Men"

05.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does Noem get to keep all of her costumes? that's like half of DHS' budget

05.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

who does Corey Lewandowski have an affair with now?

05.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem will be given a severance package of half of Venezuela

05.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big naturals lenin vs. kawaii protocols of the elders of zion

05.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

slapping a 20 on the counter and asking for the unidentified suspect at great clips

05.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*that's* what you need all the pocket tissues in yakuza for

05.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's not rent seeking, you can't just use words like this

05.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I nearly killed Jerry Springer in a car accident

05.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a massive difference between Bluesky being a place where the left-leaning userbase will respond to right-wing ideas in a given way and Twitter being an intentional right-wing propaganda site that directs people away from left-wing ideas

05.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are like a dozen different ways this is going to go hugely wrong

05.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

god, i miss when the brutal government overreach stifling speech consisted of things like antidiscrimination laws and having Gender Queer available in school libraries

05.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and god forbid you click on the wrong thing when trying to get through the five layers of popups

05.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's amazing that this woman has been in the public eye for years and this is the only photo that exists of her

05.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0