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27.02.2026 19:37
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DoorDash has everything 🚀
side chic lobster
This can't be real
The Girl Scouts could take responsibility for 9/11 and I’d still buy the cookies.
MAHA hahaha
The greatest screenshot of all times.
Being online counts as going outside in 2026.
Still no sign of Nancy Guthrie 🪙
I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
Donald Trump's Valentine's Day rant about Bill Maher on Truth Social reads like it was written by a jaded lover. 💝
My HOA says I need to take this down.
Stephen Hawking is in the files
I could have the entire theater to myself 😏 #MelaniaFilm 🎟
an uprising sounds like a lot of work
I have an online audience of roughly 100 people across 4 different social media platforms, and none of them has ever seen my penis full on. It's not hard,, folks
@kattsdogma.bsky.social 🪤
Potato (fr fr)
got em
thanks for the good old-fashioned star fucking.
Have a prosperous 2026 🪙
Nicolas Maduro waiting for his show trial to be held in New York.
🚨 Nicolas Maduro Live Stream - Call of Duty: Black Ops III
That red stuff isn't blood - I've cooked a lot of blood and it doesn't cook like this.
104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli 🫡
🤝
The 12 Hour Saxophone guy🎷
Looking back, I should've just committed some fraud and retired when I was 25 and in peak sexual health. 😑
If your house has wind chimes the police shouldn't need a warrant.
Some of us are still on the original website fighting the good fight. #RememberTheLAMO
..and fuck juggling 🚯
Follow me on Truth Social 🚀
on special days, I let someone else hold the remote 😏
