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We're a couple of news cycles away from finding out Epstein was Q and the Quanon jackoffs will be crushed by the weight of the irony.

31.01.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 18993 πŸ” 6273 πŸ’¬ 928 πŸ“Œ 1171

But why?

22.01.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

08.11.2024 14:20 πŸ‘ 42449 πŸ” 12481 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 264
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I highly recommend β€œsound on” for this new angle

12.01.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 2865 πŸ” 843 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 295
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

08.01.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 10259 πŸ” 4181 πŸ’¬ 352 πŸ“Œ 339
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10.11.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm so sorry this is happening to you all. Everything about this is horrible.

07.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

07.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2037 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4
Mogwai

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

01.01.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 8027 πŸ” 1703 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 90
vigilantsycamore
Dec 25, 2020
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

25.12.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 7468 πŸ” 1851 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 35

The vacuum choked on his own dick right in front of his whole crew. If this was a just world they would've name the movie after him.

25.12.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's badass man

20.12.2025 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
dr manhattan looking into space with three panels with text:

- It is 7:18AM. I am going to get my day started.
- It is 8:18AM. I am going to get my day started.
- It is 9:18AM. I am going to get my day started.

dr manhattan looking into space with three panels with text: - It is 7:18AM. I am going to get my day started. - It is 8:18AM. I am going to get my day started. - It is 9:18AM. I am going to get my day started.

any time now

20.12.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1495 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 20

The dipshits expecting the USPS to turn a profit never mention how much money is generated by companies, especially small businesses, using the service. It's one of the rare services that benefits everyone, rich and poor, and the greedy shits just can't accept it unless they own and control it.

05.12.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I rarely even post anything and they added me to it too. If my dumb account qualifies as drama then I feel bad for them.

28.11.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it

– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass

26.11.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.11.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Pouring one out out for all my IT friends who got paged this morning for something that has nothing to do with them. Thanks Cloudflare.

18.11.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the smell of capitulation in the morning.

10.11.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd hit that shit like I'm blowing the balloon up in Mario Party.

27.10.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was kinda bummed when Brady retired. Not because I was a fan but because he was the last professional athlete I knew of that was older than me.

19.10.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is good and I'm happy he said this but he's also not up for reelection next year due to term limits so it's not as brave as it seems.

09.10.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The cream rising to the top

The cream rising to the top

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

23.09.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

LOL

22.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 9399 πŸ” 2129 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 177

They'll probably still fire him too which would be sad if this guy hadn't always sucked.

19.09.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

19.09.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that sucks. They raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly. Bravo.

02.09.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Regular Sunday: ugh tomorrow is Monday.

Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.

31.08.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2