Ophie is open for commissions!

it’s fucked up that every time I’ve tried to voice train it’s just made me sound more br*tish

four black and white comic panels: panel 1: a skink skitters on a tree panel 2: worms crawl in dirt with foreboding worms behind panel 3: a death’s head moth with a stylized skull pattern rests on a black background panel 4: a large establishing shot, a young man sits reading a book in a forest, surrounded by dead branches an decay. he is on the edge of a large shadow, which leads off into the background, merging with a figure silhouetted in black. behind, a group is gathered in a graveyard.

five comic panels: 1 closeup on the young man’s face, his eyes are covered by scraggly hair. 2 closeup of his book, he is reading Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield. his fingernails are chewed short. 3. closeup of him pulling his hair back and sighing 4. a sudden shot of a hand snatching the book 5. a wide shot: the young man cowers in the very corner of the frame, and a man shrouded in darkness looms over him, holding the book in an aggressive pose. he says: “get up. it’s starting.”

six panels: 1. figures stand around an open grave, only their legs are in frame. the grave is cut off, and says “Nov. 6th, 2002, Nov. 6th 2025. Beloved Son.” 2-3. two black panels, joined with a sweeping curved action line of leaves falling, and the moth flying. sfx: “sshhhhhhhh…” 4-5. two repeated panels, close up of the young man’s eyes, closed, then opened to reveal the death’s head symbol reflected in his pupils. his hair blows in the wind. 6. closeup of the moth, wings outstretched, resting on the grave.

a moment of quiet - disturbed

Comic page of a women turning into a werewolf

Welp, it’s Werewolf Wednesday again which means you gotta get them titties out and shapeshift, I don’t make the rules.

My art, 2025

look on my works, ye mighty, and get nasty

Lads is it gay to change your name to Jane Morris

four black and white comic panels: panel 1: a skink skitters on a tree panel 2: worms crawl in dirt with foreboding worms behind panel 3: a death’s head moth with a stylized skull pattern rests on a black background panel 4: a large establishing shot, a young man sits reading a book in a forest, surrounded by dead branches an decay. he is on the edge of a large shadow, which leads off into the background, merging with a figure silhouetted in black. behind, a group is gathered in a graveyard.

five comic panels: 1 closeup on the young man’s face, his eyes are covered by scraggly hair. 2 closeup of his book, he is reading Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield. his fingernails are chewed short. 3. closeup of him pulling his hair back and sighing 4. a sudden shot of a hand snatching the book 5. a wide shot: the young man cowers in the very corner of the frame, and a man shrouded in darkness looms over him, holding the book in an aggressive pose. he says: “get up. it’s starting.”

six panels: 1. figures stand around an open grave, only their legs are in frame. the grave is cut off, and says “Nov. 6th, 2002, Nov. 6th 2025. Beloved Son.” 2-3. two black panels, joined with a sweeping curved action line of leaves falling, and the moth flying. sfx: “sshhhhhhhh…” 4-5. two repeated panels, close up of the young man’s eyes, closed, then opened to reveal the death’s head symbol reflected in his pupils. his hair blows in the wind. 6. closeup of the moth, wings outstretched, resting on the grave.

a moment of quiet - disturbed

I think if you believe this, you deserve to be ostracized at every level of social life. people should say “hey there goes jill filipovic, didn’t she argue for pro-genocide op/eds?” and spit on your fucking name as you go past

anyway, that’s just my opinion. can I have a column about it now, jill?

thank you 🙏

sir Kid Starver proving once again how much he despises middle-eastern children

his house?

they call it Ace but some of the folks at this hardware store be coming on to me strong as hell

I want to live to see a world where each and every one of these fucking Holden Bloodfeasts is upside down like a 1945 milanese piñata

Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people State media says Israeli attack on girls' school in the city of Minab in the south of the country kills dozens.

fucking monsterous

this shit really fucking gets me, because you’ll see the more liberal-minded iran hawks, jk rowling for instance, talk up the danger that the regime poses to women and girls

you know what poses a real immediate fucking danger to school girls???

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

pages 1-6 are available now on my patreon! here’s a preview of one of my favorite panels:

(would you love me if I was an establishing shot worm? 🪱)

oh shit this is how I found out

please

can’t wait to see what you do with it :)

for a while I thought people *were* referring to fresh sweat smell, and I am DOWN for that. the time someone biked to my place just to come see me an was soaked in sweat? 😵‍💫 holy shit

but other than that? hey,, wouldn’t it be hot to join me in the shower? here’s some dr bronner’s, he’s just… so sexy

me halfway through drawing my work: I am a sniveling wretch, I am lower than a worm. all beings look on me with contempt for there is nothing salvageable in my pathetic thrashing attempts at “art”

me posting my work: oh wow :) people like it? whoa :D

ahh I’m glad!!! bc there’s a few pages I have done that I’m showing GREAT restraint in not posting immediately

title page. LABYRINTHIA is written with ornate, maze-like filigree around it. 1. Waking Nightmare Ophelia Heyes

title:

a comic page. panel 1: a hand with black nail polish, skull rings and a spiky bracelet holds a walking stick. word bubble: “yknow,” word bubbles: “if I’d known there’d be so much walking involved, maybe I wouldn’t have done it. can’t you take me a shorter way? panel 2: closeup of a mouth exhaling, the lips an nose are pierced. panel 3: closeup of an ear full of piercings and flowing black hair, a long metallic skull hangs from the lobe panel 4: distant shot of two figures walking. the one we’ve seen closeups of, wearing a cloak and carrying a walking stick. the other is a mummified/skeletonized woman.. panel 5: closeup on the mummy, her skull is a strange mask-like shape. word bubble: HEY!! who’s psychopompin’ who here? caption: psychopomp: someone who guides souls to the afterlife panel six: the two figures are standing together, the mummy puts her hands on her hips. word bubble: besides,

first half of a double-wide page. two figures stand on a cliff looking out at a landscape. their backs are turned, and one of them where’s a cloak that billows excessively out into the wind. there is a mountain range in the distance, an in the middle, a river bisects the land, with a circular building engulfed in trees next to it. word bubble: you just can’t beat that view.

the double page continued. the landscape reveals a labyrinth, strange statues, a cathedral in the distance, a river running off towards a desert, an a pyramid on the horizon.

LABYRINTHIA: Waking Nightmare

read my new comic here, updating weekly:

fucked up that we only have ice type olympics and normal

if it were up to me it would be split further:

grass (soccer, rugby)
ground (marathon, sprinting)
water (swimming)
poison (oops all doping scandals)

(temporary dental crown for another three weeks 😭)

they keep taking away my tooth 😔 give it back

as long as it’s ok if I do too

yeah girl, whatever you want to do 🥺 *choking back tears* it’s your big day

finally posted the first bit of my new comic over on patreon, now I’m in the waiting period before posting here and aghhhh I’m itching to show you all!!!

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

oh love, I’m sorry :c

HAH