Memestress

Mormon soaking is just reverse dryhumping

Jimmy Fallon, Taylor Swift and circumsized penis are all the same thing to me

I'm so spiritually a gay guy that I wish I could just detransion. Too bad l'd **** myself without estrogen

Call me a HOMIEsexual the way I practice BESTIEality

Girlhood is taping your penis to your asshole

Just hit rock bottom (hooked up with a blond man)

Steely Dan is so cool I wish white people were real 😔

Gay Thot or Son Daughter?

Who else up cooking your brain smoking that shit your daddy smoked in Vietnam?

Life’s too short to skip your estrogen dose

Asexuality: Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s traumatized

No I am NOT “transgender”, I am a C*CKSUCKING TRANS*XUAL

Stoner drag king named Eddie Balls

She’s the balls to my dick

Once the Indica hits i start walking like Joe Biden

As soon as alcohol touches my lips I need a joint to hit, a fag to smoke and a dick to suck #OralFixation

Sandwich so gushy I had to eat it from the back

She Walton on my Goggins till my cum Fallout

I could live without sex but I could NOT live without silliness

Okay I’ll bite. What’s “the bible”??

Cut or uncut is the f*ggot version of being either a tits or an ass man

A meme page admin without mental illness is like an angel without wings

Weed so strong it changed my gender

LESS TIKTOK MORE THICK COCK! 😤

I’m sex positive unless it’s about a straight man with a fleshlight 🤢

While you’re yappin my cheeks are clappin

Everyday I wake up proud to be a She/Her Faggot ❤️

*takes dick out of mouth* "are you mad at me?"

Thank you!