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Or Andrew Tate from his prison cell in Romania.

01.03.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Daily Heil having a normal one today.

28.02.2026 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics.

But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims

28.02.2026 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2232 ๐Ÿ” 614 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

You weren't supposed to. Cockroaches hate the light.

27.02.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He seems to have been the central figure in the plot to install Starmer as a puppet leader, with himself as the real power behind the throne.

27.02.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morgan McSweeney, apparently.

27.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think Starmer is the problem, though. It's the whole Labour Together cult that put him where he is which needs to go. Trouble is, they think that winning one of the most easily winnable general elections in history makes them galaxy brain political geniuses.

27.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Welcome to our Question Time Gorton and Denton special. Here to discuss the results are panellists Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Rupert Lowe, Graham Linehan, and Nigel Farage again."

27.02.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TV Tropes has a page about overly explodey cars called "Every Car is a Pinto".

26.02.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is a wurzel tree anyway?

25.02.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was he up yon wurzel tree?

25.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a partridge in a pear tree.

24.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Young Tyler Durden and the Pyramid of Fear.

24.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the Battlestar Galactica movie/pilot in the cinema in Sensurround when I was around 12 or 13.

19.02.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't it in Senssurround originally?

19.02.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 40990 ๐Ÿ” 10912 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 312 ๐Ÿ“Œ 339

Caerphilly showed that people are willing to vote tactically in order to keep them out. It's looking increasingly likely that Gorton and Denton will show the same.

17.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They could still end up being overrepresented in parliament, though, thanks to FPTP. The current government won a landslide majority with a third of the vote.

17.02.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels odd seeing this on a nostalgia account, as it seems to get revived periodically.

10.02.2026 07:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit of a long shot, but I'm going for Fellini's 8ยฝ.

08.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the liberties that Peter Jackson's Hobbit movies took, the worst was when Thorin STOOD UP and started singing about gold.

03.02.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Carry On Screaming either, as I recall.

01.02.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how much people's preference is influenced by where they first read it. I bought the DC graphic novel before it was serialised in 2000AD, so I'm more inclined to think of it as a colour strip designed to be read in a single sitting.

30.01.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love to see it recoloured. It feels like it was designed for colour, but I know KON was dissatisfied with the original colouring.

30.01.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teenage boys mostly, I think. It had tits in it.

27.01.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dunno, but you should definitely watch Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.

25.01.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would Russia want us to expel one of its allies?

20.01.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But this thread is parodying a fascist narrative where ICE are the Roadrunner, just going about their business, and Antifa are the scary, predatory Coyote.

16.01.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll backfire on them when the ICE agents run right into the tunnel, and then the rioters slam into the rock wall when they try to follow them.

16.01.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0