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Timmy Metzner

@timmymetzner

I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun Washington, DC

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God, the Forbidden Fruits trailer is SO good

06.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#survivor50

05.03.2026 02:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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much to unpack

02.03.2026 23:43 👍 72 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

thank you ☺️

28.02.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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hi from the straight gym

28.02.2026 14:17 👍 95 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
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Timmy is made out of meat!

27.02.2026 01:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genevieve

25.02.2026 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.02.2026 14:47 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Kesha - Joyride (Meme Video Version)
Kesha - Joyride (Meme Video Version) YouTube video by ChaoticNPC

youtu.be/H8NZdyiY37A?...

23.02.2026 02:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

March Madness, but the brackets are all the ways it™️ could happen

23.02.2026 02:28 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

save me, Whitaker/Dr. Robby fanfic, save me

23.02.2026 02:21 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That “ish” doing some heavy work. Glad it was fun tho ;)

22.02.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that Partiful guest list is KEY info

22.02.2026 21:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

being sincere on here is tough, but this week was genuinely one of the hardest of my life. admitting failure and doing the hard, but right, thing was emotionally draining to a breaking point. just like, be kind out there, I guess?

21.02.2026 20:54 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0
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Amidst the discourse may I add this MTV MOVIE MUSICAL kinda ate???*

*I liked it so much I bought the soundtrack in 2003

19.02.2026 23:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hamster wearing a red and yellow hat on a colorful nineties-style background with the text “more like zerotonin am I right el oh el”.

A hamster wearing a red and yellow hat on a colorful nineties-style background with the text “more like zerotonin am I right el oh el”.

gm fellow sleepyheads

17.02.2026 12:47 👍 149 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 0
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14.02.2026 22:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband @betazed4.bsky.social, a true warm-blooded USA American male.

14.02.2026 22:27 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the Italian twink skating to Conclave?! No notes. Immediate medal.

13.02.2026 21:27 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my crossword better calm down

13.02.2026 21:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh my god several times. My mom and I have fought over this.

12.02.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to be or [TW: suicidal ideation] not to be

12.02.2026 15:36 👍 84 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

$92 for GA here 😒

12.02.2026 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ooof these Robyn ticket prices, more like “come get your MONEY” amirite? 🎤🎤🎤

12.02.2026 16:38 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

had a dream Rachel Sennott was hunting me down to kill me and honestly it was an honor

12.02.2026 13:27 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone who remembers Dawson’s Creek airing live please please please go get cancer screenings, don’t let your doctors tell you you’re too young

11.02.2026 20:14 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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tomorrow is only Wednesday

10.02.2026 23:49 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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ilia malinin the twink that you are

10.02.2026 20:30 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Angie from 30 Rock saying Hamnet instead of ham

Angie from 30 Rock saying Hamnet instead of ham

🙃🙃🙃

09.02.2026 15:23 👍 122 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0
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Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

09.02.2026 03:50 👍 185 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 2