I got tired of myself halfway through typing that: a possible indicator of growth

Toothless etc

Can be over familiar

The dropping of the foil probably enabled your crotch melting practises, an example of the unforeseen benefits of technological advancement

Agreed. The orangification of everything was overreach. However, I previously distained the chunky kitkat as emblematic of our coarsened selfish age with no tactile foil, but have come round. I cite this as evidence that I can adapt and change

There are more than 300 kit-kat flavours in Japan. It apparently translates as 'you must surely win'. What a country .#kitkattopfact

'Chickens come home to roost.' Always the Bad Chickens

I cannot remember if I've done their cataract and don't know if I could upgrade to kit-kat if I did the other one

Don't want to boast, but the WRVS ladies have started giving me a complimentary penguin with my coffee #complimentarypenguin

Large painting , maybe a misty forest or a visual representation of retinitis pigmentosa

Some of the stuff we have in the eye clinic waiting room just now seems a bit on the nose

My mum lent Paddy McAloon's mum an air mattress for his visit once #brushwithfame

Blue chair 'please don't use broken'

Abandoned chairs in hospital corridors, an occasional series

I don't think I could live with the consequences

Pâté The New Main Course for the 80's A month of meals

TAKE THE MONTH OF PÂTÉ CHALLENGE

Ed Desk is not popular

Back-to-back crisis meetings to end the week. Crisis², Chicken Licken, I'm gone.

That's better, I can go now

YOU'RE a Generic Skills Assessment Tool #mentorship

Broken chairs in hospital corridors, an occasional series

Let's do this!

The Finisher. They all have names

The tombola stall of freedom. Win some meat

Mog in charge

Megmogging

There was evidence of a vice ring in the patients right eye

I am on the case

OK learning a foreign language is hard but we use the same word for units of light and the inside bit of intestines

They can have at it tbh. Doesn't sound like Malta is doing the trick.

This activity is professionally proscribed by the Royal College of Ophthalmologists.

Bonfire of the Inanities

Pears are a one in ten fruit. The memory of that one perfectly juicy time taunts me as I once again bite into disappointing graininess but I keep going back. Also blueberries, obvs

Maslow's hierarchy of Crumble

Heheheh dropping the lad off with his Sparkly Lady Dancers who can Drive (respite). I have never heard a chuckle with more intent, laters loser