Evelynn

You don’t need anyone’s permission to be a girl. Pass it on.

Artwork of Nova, a trans magical girl from "Magica Riot" with blue twintail hair, blue eyes, a dark blue jacket, blue bow, and pale blue low-cut blouse, standing in front of sakura trees while she looks at the viewer. A meme caption above her reads: "Please change and grow as a person"

Nova has a message to all whomst use generative AI

As we get closer to the move, I'm kinda worried about how it'll affect my writing. Not the stress of it all, but the not living in Maine for the first time in four years part. Most of my recent books are set here.

Werewolf
My Aunt, The Vampire
Hot Off The Press
Raven Court Chronicles

I'm....

It’s dehumanizing being trans in America.

It’s dehumanizing working retail in America.

And it’s really fucking dehumanizing being trans while working retail in America.

So… I’m sitting in a restaurant on my lunch break, quietly eating 🍕 and reading a book.

And this old man walks by my table, looks down at me, and loudly says, “That’s disgusting,” before walking away laughing.

Some people shouldn’t be allowed out without a chaperone to keep them from being rude.

Update: The ISS has suffered a massive estradiol leak. All the astronauts are now women. NASA cannot reach them because they're too busy making out.

Coven Leader: "That new human you've got following you around. . ."

Vampiress: "Yes?"

Coven Leader: "Is she enthralled?"

Vampiress: "No. She just obeys my commands."

Coven Leader: "Are all humans like this?"

Vampiress: "Not all. Just a lot of the transfemmes. They call themselves puppygirls."

The woman with glowing red eyes sees you from across the bar. A voice you've never heard before whispers tantalizing things about how you should walk over and... be her drink? No—surely she meant buy her a drink, right? And wait. How are you hearing her from all the way over here? Fuck it. You ball.

Y’all want a hard truth? The world should be grateful most trans people are as kind and graceful and patient as they are.

I’ve seen how cishet people act when they believe they’re being mistreated, and let me tell ya, we could be so much worse.

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This type non-consensual interaction is not okay and will get you blocked.

Fuck off.

Dragon: "So. . . you've been here in my castle for a week now, and you haven't once tried to escape."

Princess, floating in the pool: "I know."

Dragon: "Are you just waiting for me to lower my guard?"

Princess: "Nah."

Dragon: *narrows eyes* "Okay then."

Dragon: “You belong to me now.”

Princess: “Sure. Why not?”

Dragon: “… Wait— that’s it? You aren’t gonna run away or send a knight to fight me?”

Princess: “Nope. Let’s go, big girl.”

Dragon: “My castle is secluded in the mountains. You’ll never return.”

Princess: 🤷‍♀️

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Goddamn. That doesn’t sound great for gamers.

EA just got sold to private equity.

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Nazi Porn Customer: *walks into the store*

Me:

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Transfemmes will be like, “Boymoding today!” and then leave the apartment looking like this:

*fingering your partner*

*hacker voice*

“I’m in.”

Gods, Chihiro’s parents suck. 😅

I so would have stayed at the bathhouse and let them go back to the human world without me.

Imma learn magic.

I’m not under any delusions that my books are high art. They’re silly monsterfucker/furry stories.

But dammit, they’re fun. And they’re proof trans characters deserve to exist in narrative spaces and can easily be placed into stories.

There’s no excuse for media to not feature us.

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Feds: "Hand over your ID! Now!"

The ID I hand over:

Damn. Was just informed my university has no financial aid available for students starting in the winter semester, so this first one is 100% on me to fund.

Here’s my GoFundMe for anyone who wants to help 😅

Everything girls is great.

Being them.

Kissing them.

Holding their hands.

Just…. Girls 🥰

[gay]

*clears throat* 👀

A painting of a white and pink jackalope wearing a spiked collar. Behind the jackalope is the transgender pride flag and text that read "TRANS JOY Will Always Exist Because I Exist And I Am Filled With It"

Trans joy will always exist because I exist, amd I am filled with it.

💞

Oui! C'est toi!

C’est moi

"I'm so glad you finally came to terms with the fact that I'm not your pet. It makes it easier to relax around you," the delusional pet said, curled up in her owner's lap.

"Absolutely. And relaxing is so important," the owner said. "Is the GPS tag uncomfortable?"

"Not in the least."

Sleeeeeep well~

Me: I'm a hardcore monsterfucker author. Darkness and mystery surround my every narrative. 😤

Also me: *writes the fluffiest bunny goddess cozy isekai imaginable*

“Hi, I’m Autumn from Jackass, and today we’re gonna be getting eight hours of sleep, saying nice things about ourselves, and staying hydrated. Try this at home, kids.”