Happy International Women's Day!
Look at today's Desk-Bots. Once upon a time, female #Transformers were scant. Pretty much Arcee and a few one-episode wonders.
Now it's a different story, as seen by the cross-faction crowd here. And this is far from all of them!
(How many can *you* name?)
08.03.2026 05:36
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04.03.2026 00:31
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Transformers The Special Teams
The audiobook that introduced the #Transformers Special Teams to UK audiences, with some wonderfully indulgent narration by Don 'Gavrok' Henderson.
youtu.be/mQUmrTnn7kE...
04.03.2026 00:25
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Give or take a time zone, it's Fun Facts About Names Day.
For example, did you know that today's Desk-Bot, Ratchet, was named after Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?
He was even planned to be a female character before Hasbro got a whiff of girl germs and told the writer not to.
03.03.2026 01:41
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And not to sound insensitive (but it's coming from Bats himself being insensitive in turn), but the way he carries on you'd think he was the only crimefighter in his world with dead parents.
Which is like walking into McDonalds and asserting you're the only person who likes cheeseburgers.
27.02.2026 11:09
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One of the issues with latter-day #Batman stories is that they try to present putting on a costume to fight crime as a fundamentally unhealthy way to deal with his issues while he lives in a world where thousands of stable people do the same thing on the regular.
27.02.2026 11:09
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It's #GreenWeek and #EngineersWeek, so what better time for the Desk-Bots to be those green engineers, the Constructicons?
Eccentric Mixmaster, put-upon Long Haul, snooty Hook, confident leader Scrapper, brash Bonecrusher, expressive defector Hauler and low-self-esteem Scavenger.
#Transformers
26.02.2026 23:27
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23.02.2026 06:49
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Someone at Hasbro really thinks aeroplanes have backpacks.
12.02.2026 00:59
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If you were in Toronto on 12 February 1973, you may have witnessed the birth of Tara Charendorff, later Tara Strong, who turns 53 today!
She's done an awful lot of acting, including providing the voice for today's Desk-Bot, Slipstream!
#Transformers
12.02.2026 00:54
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I wonder if everyone in one #Fallout Earth who has a PIP-Boy wears on their left wrist? I'm noticing that this week.
You'd think they'd come in alternate orientations for different handedness.
30.01.2026 01:16
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I wonder if everyone in one #Fallout Earth who has a PIP-Boy wears on their left wrist? I'm noticing that this week.
You'd think they'd come in alternate orientations for different handedness.
28.01.2026 09:13
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28.01.2026 04:23
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28.01.2026 03:59
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Is a secret identity a kind of lying?
Is #Superman a hypocrite because his motto is 'truth and justice' while he spends most of his day pretending not to be Superman?
('Course, there are plenty of ways in which a secret identity may be practical or justified, regardless of veracity or mendacity.)
28.01.2026 00:20
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Today's...well, he's not technically a Desk-Bot this time. One of the Ancient Primes, the first Thirteen Transformers, Alpha Trion is a scribe, historian and librarian.
So this librarian is taking part in #LibraryShelfieDay, taking his own picture in the stacks.
#Transformers
27.01.2026 23:39
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Having bounced around a few conversations and threads here and elsewhere, I feel 'accountability' and 'boundaries' are the words currently most in danger of undergoing Tumblr-style changes of meaning, as we've already seen with 'gaslighting' and 'trigger'. 😕
26.01.2026 10:46
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What's AIO?
25.01.2026 05:28
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Is that only on 120V systems?
25.01.2026 05:26
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'Moonflow' is fantasynovelese for 'periods', isn't it?
Is this the first time someone's mentioned their period on #StarTrek?
23.01.2026 11:45
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Remember when this happened, and a bunch of Internet content-makers were furious that Marvel were saying Captain America was and always had been a Nazi for the past seventy-six years and would be for evermore?
23.01.2026 11:44
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In some jurisdictions and under some circumstances they can. Where I live it applies to any kind of knowingly false accusation of a crime (not just rape).
21.01.2026 01:58
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Okie.
19.01.2026 04:44
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How so?
19.01.2026 04:37
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I keep hearing and reading things from people essentially saying they don't want to look weak in front of their enemies. But just think - if there's anyone you want underestimating you, it's those guys.
18.01.2026 03:21
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https://media0.giphy.com/media/0Mqpq6SoFX3Vt166wi/200.gif
I just saw a tweet over on That Other Microblogger where someone said the best part of being pregnant was not needing birth control.
But if you didn't want... I mean, if you weren't... That is, when you're...
18.01.2026 00:52
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Amazon.com.au
My Amazon WishList.
Just for the heck of it. You don't have to buy me anything, but I won't stop you.
www.amazon.com.au/hz/wishlist/...
18.01.2026 00:48
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But why would I do that? Then I'd get all these robots instead of oh right this isn't my smut account, carry on.
18.01.2026 00:42
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Original post: masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
18.01.2026 00:40
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I miss when the Amazon Recommendations told you why it was recommending stuff to you.
14.01.2026 03:13
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