Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
please put more effort into naming lakes
is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
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Collection of paints, brushes and pots on an old table. In the corner a large very fluffy cat sprawls in decadence
this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite
Attention 90s kids, this is not a drill! THEY HAVE BROUGHT BACK DEWBERRY
Toad, literally singing in the rain, serenades his seeds. From "The Garden" In *Frog and Toad Together*
All the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds.
#LGBTQIA #Pride 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🔄
Argh my daughter is reading The Fault in our Stars and I accidentally gave away the ending. Don’t think she’s going to forgive me, ever 😞
OMG well spotted! And is that a turd she’s serving up on a silver platter? 👀
I’m thinking it’s a kitschy contemporary art piece (although their tastes otherwise seem to tend towards something else)
Wait, did they… taxidermy their maid?
Walliams eh, didn't see that one coming.
It’s that time of the year where I just need to be tucked under a duvet bingeing k-drama
Photo of The Slicks: on Taylor Swift and Sylvia Plath, by Maggie Nelson
I mean obviously I had to buy it
oh no CRITICAL THEORISTS RUN
# Je suis Ellie
Write something. Write it today. Write your heart out. Write something weird that only you would think of. Your enemies will not topple to your silence. Write your future and live it.
A servyce wher people come to your hous and convince you to keepe the thinges you were goinge to throw awaye. "You will misse thys when it ys gone." "You neede thys capybara t-shirt." "These dragonlance novels are precious."
Avoid lunchtime wine (saying this under breath lest all my French friends judge me…)
Congratulations again!! 🎉🥳
Chuffed to say I placed 3rd in the Wells ‘Book for children’ comp today. Got to meet some lovely writers inc @jodutton.bsky.social and judge @fleurhitchcock.bsky.social (eep!). And I’ve got a certificate! ☺️ #kidlit
Blimey, that’s great news!! 🎉
Adding more cat hair to my spell mix 🤞🤞🤞
doomscroll break
Queen
