Andylanechapman

Maybe you’re jinxing yourself

I’m gonna make one of those “ in this house we believe” signs and it’s just gonna say it’s not batting around until the 10th batter gets to the plate and it’s not striking out the side if someone reaches base

Also hello Stephen I’ve missed you

Let’s go Sweet Prince Ryu

America’s catcher

Yes indeedy!

Fun fact we share a birthday

Blaque that’s why

Two walks in a row they’re so scared to face Will Smith

Oh Treinen not pitching well? Bummer

I love these prospects who are just like fuck it and end up K’ing some of the best hitters on the planet

Annual reminder it shouldn’t be ‘striking out the side’ if someone reaches base in that same inning

I had a big crush on him but @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social yelled at me about it

When I got in my car tonight it told me I was now on Atlantic time and moved the clock up one hour what’s up with that (I am east coast)

Rude, Trayce

Hair, eyebrows, everything on point

I’m sure they are solely Faux News consumers

People at the table next to us are gushing about how they were at Mar-A-Lago in 2016 and Melania is drop dead gorgeous and omg he’s on tv all the time and omg omg and this is why our country sucks

No greater example of being the sandwich generation – using my son‘s college dorm sheets for my mother-in-law‘s new hospital bed

Good catch on the Lancaster/Lancaster pronunciation there, Mr broadcaster

The top beginnings of a blue baseball style sweater on knitting needles about 8” long so far

Progress

T

The only thing I have against Brazil is why is the B so big on the ha

Go Brazil IMO

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know…

She’s amazing. I want to know how one discovers they can do this.

It could be worse I have a conference the first three games of the season and I will miss opening day

17 years old holy cow

World Series hero Will Klein