Jorgie

Coffee and cake batter ice cream mixed in a cup.

I treated myself to some Cold Stone today. I’m ready to leave, but they have a sick indie/alternative rock mix playing right now: Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, Tame Impala, Empire of the Sun... it’s making it hard to leave.

Two cuties 😍

a close up of a purple cartoon character with a smile on its face Alt: A close-up of a Ditto.

I wanna live in Pokopia. I'll just live humbly in a leaf hut and play with the cute Pokémon all day. No humans around to test my sanity.

Manifest good things and they'll come. There is no shame in letting yourself disconnect from the real world. Relish the good/positive things in your life.

A Bradford pear tree. It emits a terrible odor when its flowers bloom.

My usual indicator that Spring is coming: the cum trees are in full bloom.

I'll be a good boy. 😇

Yes please 😈

Something to put in my mouth

Treated myself to a solo date tonight. Wore my leather amd finally went to go see Pillion! I think I may have a biker suit kink now.

You look so good on your knees in that first photo.

The cover art for "Jean" by Yebba.

I'm obsessed with Yebba's new album, Jean. It's a serene record with a mix of chill lounge tracks and '90s synth songs. I believe I've found a new rainy-day album!

I wish teleportation were a real thing. Trying to console a long-distance friend who is going through a rough time feels so much harder when I'm not there to hug them. I wish I could let them rest their head on my shoulder and make them feel truly loved.

That nervous smile 😬

Have companies not learned by now that you just can't have random holes in plushes (or other objects)?

This is why I love investing in good underwear! Love when they feel weightless and accentuate all the goods.

I think I had like 300 minutes and maybe the same amount of messages? We were struggling back then.

Oh I bet they gave you some lift! 👀

Hmm. What might this piece of clothing be, Ozito?

I was just thinking about the days of limited minutes and text messages.

Remember when you’d only make calls after 9 PM or on the weekends?

The way she became such a grander person when she focused on herself and appreciated the people who loved her. S6 Alexis is absolutely riveting.

Finished my SC rewatch and finally made it to my favorite scene in the series.

Stevie’s "You've won!" speech to David is the ultimate reality check. Stop seeking approval from those who don't care and start appreciating the people who do.

Their talk felt so real and hits so close to home.

Would you mind if I kneeled on the floor and kissed your ass while you prepare the food? 😘

I can imagine you picking shirts based on how they look when draped over your ass.

I'm amazed you stopped to even take this. He looks so appetizing.

Ah, couldn't tell. You two are so absolutely delicious!

This can be arranged.

What a delicious present you are! Congrats on your marriage, handsome!

Woof 🥵

Now say that when it's down your throat 😈